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Thames Star, Volume III, Issue 1665, 20 April 1874, Page 3

What is the fbest argument against younjE ladies standing up to play at cricket ?—Because they - never ought to bebowied.-^ i!i-;^ ■'. i;':;:; : ";;;" .'T l'',.'/' A PosES.^Miwue (inquisitive child);. Mammal you told me that ladies ..should always be first, didn't you ?— Mamma: Yes, my darling, certainly.—Minnie: then, if you please, why wasn't I born before WilUer-,; ,*;„•; „v\-.', y...±.. ... , ■ A man is so touct more poHte in church. He ii pu dress parade as it were. Nobody was surprise^ *P - see that young man, last Sunday, dive suddenly into the bottom ofutbih pew to pick his parasol. While he. was at the bottom he saw the embroidered edge of her pockethandkerchief sticking from under the edge of her dress. t He w.ould. pick: up,:that too. - He commenced tugging at it, when there was a fierce struggle,'arid a little hand darted down? lip came'/up without it. There were two red faces in the 1 sanctuary to which the calm pf the blessed Sabbath seemed to bring^ no relief. ;i ßut he was a yoimgma^ihat^eant well,. ..; . ,