DIARY OF A STOMACH. LNTKI!K.STI.\(; RI'J VIOLATION'S. 8 a.in. —Started the day well. j’nrl'idei.., two pork sausages, and hot buttered toast: fur break fast. Heavv load, bill will do my best. JO a.m.—Still working on those 10.dll a.in.—Terrible .shock! An iee (leani, plate of .strawberries, and three ham sandwiches dumped on top of those sausnces. II a.in. —Sent out an S.O.S. : “Can’t stand the strain much lonper.” Noon. —Sent out another S.O.S. 1 p.m.- -'Worse and worse! Received plate of thick soup, hie portion of roast duck and s( ulliiiif;. ereen pear, new pen a toes, and apple pie with cream. Cud I was dyiue for a rest! i-o<> p.m.—That's better! Just cot a dose of Anti-Aeidn. What a relict! Now come full speed ahead. 2 p.m. -Sent up wireless thanking him for licit Aiili-Acido. lie's in a icily mood now. and replied: ••|)on , i worry, old sport! There's plenty AuliAci.lo ifi the shops. . Let's enjoy life.” (Advt.)
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Timaru Herald, Volume CXXIII, 27 March 1926, Page 12
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158Page 12 Advertisements Column 2 Timaru Herald, Volume CXXIII, 27 March 1926, Page 12
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