A FLATTKEixg Bequest.— Lady of the House—“ O, Fignor IJertio s'd, lam so glad you have come ! —we’re all so dreadfully dull. Now sit down and play ns that lovely sonata of yours. They’ll never begin to talk till they hear the piano going !” Tell that man to take off his hat in court,” said the jfJudge, the other morning, to an officer. The offender, who turned out to be a lady wearing the fashionable sailor hat, indignantly exclaimed, “I am no man, sir !” “ Then,” said his honour, “ I am no judge.”
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Thames Guardian and Mining Record, Volume I, Issue 187, 15 May 1872, Page 3
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