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Thames Guardian and Mining Record, Volume I, Issue 69, 28 December 1871, Page 3

Clothing for The Million, at Warm oil’s Cash Palaces. Just received, per Countess of Kintore, £5,000 worth of Clothing, Boots Shoes. &c„ comprising the best and cheapest assortment of goods yet imported into the Auckland Province. Tn order to make room fo fuithcr shipments the floods will be offered at such prices that cannot fail to effect speedy clearance. Wahjioll’s Cash Palaces. Albert and Brown-streets. Ciraliamstown. Irrcdfcanaille Bonds —Vagabonds. A Capital Business—Lending money. blow many peas arc there in a pint ?—Only one p. surely. The most Likely Thing to become n Woman —Why, a little ghl. TnjrVous Perfume to a Beautiful Woman — l Die essence of thyme. Went is it you can take without hands A hint. What do great liars do when thev die ? They lie still. Can a curl on the forehead be called Locke on the Understanding V' The largest thing about ladies’ bonnets at the present time is their price. A young lady recently tried to do up her back hair with a honey-comb to make it look ;i sweet.’’ Why do you open a volume of Ur AY atts s hymns .’—To sec Watt’s in it. * The Greatest Bore in Creation —The Mont Cents Tunnel,