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Temuka Leader, Issue 2739, 17 November 1894, Page 3

Artist—lt is the best thing I ever did. Dealer (sympathetically)—Oh, well, you muan’t let that discourage you. , tie: “ Will you thiuk of me when Pm gone?” She (yawning) : “Yes, Mr Staylate, if you will me an opportunity.” Fred: “ I don’t mind old Taylor’s discharging me so much as I did the insult he subsequently offered me.” Frank: “ What was that ?” Fred : “He advertised for a boy to fill my place.” Cynical Critic: “Your two leading ladies seem to be unusually good friends, eh?” Candid Manager; “Yes; but then, you know, each one thinks the other can’t sing. Cynical Critic : “ And they’re both quite right.” What is a professor ! —J udging from the number of people who thus style themselves, it may be gathered that it simply means a man who professes to know something. The deserted village—Crabbe: Town dreadfully empty, eh? Snarlerj: Not a soul worth meeting. And they separated voting each other cross-grained outsiders. The best medicine known is Sandbb !c Sons’ Eucalypti Extract. Test its eminent powerful effects in coughs, colds influenza; the relief is instantaneous, In serious cases, and accidents of all kinds, be they wounds, burns, scalding, bruises, sprains, it is the safest remedy—no swelling —no inflammation. Like surprising effects produced in croup, diphtheria, bronchitis, inflammation of lungs, swelling, &0., diarrhoea, dysentery, diseases of the kidneys and urinary organs. In use at hospital and medical clinics all over the globe ; patronised by His Majesty the King of Italy; crowned with medals and diplomas at International Exhibition Amsterdam. Trust in this approved article and reject all others.