A FUNNY GAME
A few friends mot the other night in a Newtown store to spend a jovial evening, but as they were all teetotallers and none of them drank anything stronger than Clements Tonic, drunkene.-;,-) was out of the question. Mac proposed a game at euchre, and Jones said they had better playfor something just to give the game an interest and make it lively, but times were hard, so thoy did not care to play for money. Smith, however, spied a box of Fletcher's bilious and liver pills, ftiid proposed that each time a man was beaten he should take a pill, and this made the game lively, and the fun fast and furious. Simpson swallowed five, Jones got away with four and Smith and Hopkins two each, and Mae got off scot free. The game terminated by a general exodus at 3 a.m., for Dr Fletcher's pills never labour in vain. Thoy are the best and mildest pills made, and are sold by all chemists and druggists everywhere ; being a positive, safe, and reliable cure for constipation, liver complaint, headache, &c. They always give satisfaction. The proprietors give away £SO (in seven
prizes) at Xmas. For the sven first nearest guesses sent in as how many of these pills a large Clements Tonic bottle (now full) holds. A guess form is around every box. and all such forms arc eligible for this competition that come from around a box. One box of Fletcher's pills proves their virtues, and they can be obtained everywhere at Is, or post free 13 penny stamps, from F. M. Clements, Newtown, N.S.W.
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Temuka Leader, Issue 2371, 18 June 1892, Page 4
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270A FUNNY GAME Temuka Leader, Issue 2371, 18 June 1892, Page 4
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