A FUNNY GAME.

Temuka Leader, Issue 2365, 4 June 1892, Page 1

A FUNNY GAME.

A few friends met the other night in a Newtown store to spend a jovial evening, but as they were all teetotallers and none of them drank anything stronger than Clements Topie, clrunkeuess was out of the question, Mac proposed a game at euchre, and Jones said they had better play for something just to give the game an interest and make it lively, but times were hard, so they did not care to play , fox' money. Smith, however, spied a box | of Fletcher’s bilious aud liver pills, and j proposed that each time a man was j he should take a pill, apif Iqis made the | game liyg];Q and the fun was fast and | fqrious. Simpson swallowed five, »}»>•—- gqt away with fo'U 1 and ‘, 'J ll„„kh,9lwy.»'- - - „ •'!"} f,, ' fji* iMcIC Oil LGOb 44*00* . , -i i i xiio game tonmmitcu ny a general exodus at 3 a.m., for Dr Fletcher's pills never labour in vain. ‘They are the best aud mildest pills made, and are sold by all chemists and druggists everywhere ; being a positive, safe, and reliable cure for constipation, liver complaint, headache, &c. They always give satisfaction. The proprietors give away £SO (in seven prizes) at Xmas. For the sven first nearest guesses sent in as how many of these pills a large Clements Tonic bottle (now full) holds. A guess form is around every box. and all such forms are eligible for this competition that come from around a box. One box of Fletcher's pills proves their virtues, and they can bo obtained everywhere at Is, or post free 13 penny stamps, from F. M. Clements, Newtown, N.S, W.

Great Britain has more women work ora than any other country in proportion io population ; 12 per cent ot the industrial classes are women. Holloway’s Ointment and Pills. - Counsel for the Delicate. —Those to wlmm seasons of changeable temperature are protracted periods oftri-d should seek too earliest opportunity of removing _;-H ol»tteles to good health. Tins tooling Ointment, perscvoringl.V rubbed upon the skin, is the most reliable reineny for overcoming' all diseases of the throat and chest. Quinsey, relaxed tonsils, sore tar-oat, swollen glands, ordinary catarrh, and bronchitis, usually prevailing at this season, may he arrested as soon as discovery 1, an l everv symptom banished by Hollowly s simple and, effective trrdsu-ut Toe O iut cent an 1 Pdls are higoly tommen la 1 for the facility with wnieh t a-y successfully conquer iuilucnz.i; they allqy in an incredibly short time the distressing fever and teasing cough.