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Temuka Leader, Issue 2087, 19 August 1890, Page 4

A couple of Scotchman settled in Cioada were out on a tramping excursion, and came to a o«vity where they know there was a young bear. It was arranged that one should crawl into (he hole and capture it, while the other kept guard .outsider Accordingly iliia was acted upon ; hut the she bear put in her appoorance when the guard whs "'unprepared, and ho had barely time to grip the brute by the attachment wlrch does duly for tdi as it was entering its lair.'- Presently, from the interior c'fflfl the enquiry,Whit’s that that’s stopping light, Donald ?” to which Donald shouted the replv, “Man, if the tail breaks, ye’ll rune ken, ” Holioway'S OiNTMBNr and Puts are the best, the cheapest, and the most popular remedies. At all soajons and under all circumstances they miy be used with »»fety and with the.certainty of doing good. Eruptions, rashes, and ail descriptions of skin disease*, sores, ulcerations, and burns are presently benefited and ultimately cured by these healing, soothing, and purifying medicaments. This ointment rubbed upon the abdomen checks all tendency toirritation of the bowels, and a’verts dysentery and other disorder* of the intestines. Pimples, blotches, inflammations of the skin, muscular pains, neuralgic affections, and enlarged glands o*n be effectively overcome by filing Holloway's remedies according to the * instructions ’ accompanying each packet. An exchange says Mr Henery Barker’s store of amusing juvenilia has by no means {yeen exhausted. He contributes on “Naivette and Humor in School Girls’’ to the forthcoming number of Hom e Chimes, from which we take these remarks by a schoolgirl essayist on ■ Pride of dress’ i—- “ This ia-ayery sinful thing for womin as web as girls. We owghtef; be neat and clean,the Teacher tells us, but not to thinkthat ribbins and feathers are the things that,can do it, We should rekillect that when God made that first beautiful woman, she was not aloud to ware no clothes at all. Her name was Eve, and I have seen a big picture of her in that nice gallery in the big Park. She ia standing in the garden of Eden, looking strafe afore her. She looks lovelj. So pink. Weowgbter feel reely a shamed of ourselves, when we think that it was only after abo had done that sin she begun to lools round for some bits of clothes and things, I like to sit on the form nfore the picture, and think about her, and about the garden, and aoout where her husband woud be if the picture was a bit bigger.''’