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Temuka Leader, Issue 1773, 7 August 1888, Page 3

Jones, meeting Smith, with whom he was out lata the night before: “ Well, old man—get home all right ? ” Smith, gloomily : “ Tea, but my wife wouldn’t speak to me.” Jones, enviously ; “ Lucky fellow! Mine did!” “ Why, Pat, for heaven’s sake what’s the matter? ” “ Well, sorr, I swallowed a potater bug, an’ although, sorr, I tuck some parrus green widin foive mmits after ter kill th’ basth, still he’s just raisin’ th’ devil inside o’ me, sorr.” —Life. Pour burglars recently broke into a Liverpool police superintendent’s office. When they were captured they appeared to be much chagrined, it being contrary to the etiquette of the “ profession ” to interfere with the residences of policemen. To ana Dk&f. —A person who was Cu-red of deafness and noises in the head of 23 years’ standing by a simple remedy will send a description of it free to any person who applies to Nichoisok, Lincoln’s Inn Chambers, William Street, Melbourne, Memorandum forms printed on the Shortest Notice at the Office of hi* Paper,