A candidate for municipal honors at Paddington, N.S.W., bad an exceedingly cheerful time a few nights ago. When in the throes of a fiery address, a large, over-ripe egg came right up and inserted itself right into his ear. It "was followed by a cat which had been dead too long to be either useful or ornamental; then came a decayed onion, and seven pounds of raw tomatoes, which were odoriferous enough to lead to the i conclusion that they had been consorting with the cat in a bad drain for two or three weeks. These things had barely arrived before some more high eggs, a murdered poodle, a i soddened pie melon, a sheep's liver, r and seven gross of old potatoes, concussed the speaker, and stuck to him like members of his own family. More items were seen in the air when the candidate fell off the stand and was taken home in a corporation tip cart. No wonder councillors are in bad odor. # ; When strangers are shifting into a house it is safe to bet that every woman within range .is peering through her blinds. MrPearHon, the member for Ashley, is reported to be dangerously ill at Wellington. • • ! Mr Bryce was baDquetted at Wellington on Saturday evening. Twenty-eight M.H.R/s were present. From the Hub. - There is perhaps no tonie offered to the people that possesses at much, real intrinsic value ai Dr 8oule'« American Hop Bitten. Juit at this seaion of the year, when the Btomaoh needs an appetiser, or the blood needs Dr Soule's American Hop Bitters. An ounoe of prevention is worth a pound of cure } don't wait until you are prostrated by a disease that may take months for you to recover in. Boston Globe.
ANTED KNOWN—A Large Supply of STONE PILES on Hand. Any length up to Eight Feet. Will be delivered to any Fart of the District as p«r Order. Apply, F. DIERCK, . »pl2 Geraldioe "ANDBILLS Printed on the Shortest notrce at the office of this Papw. Prices moderate.
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Temuka Leader, Issue 1752, 19 June 1888, Page 3
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337Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 Temuka Leader, Issue 1752, 19 June 1888, Page 3
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