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Temuka Leader, Issue 1473, 27 February 1886, Page 3

I Student (to the servant at the door)— “Mias Broun?” Servant “She’a eni what slu -t •..■■'•.".id to,” OATAB.UII I. f TUB ILAUDBH. S’ingitlg iritation, iii£l»n motion, all Ki ►•y iuv> similar Oomplaiot-, cu> dny'Bu ■ u Druggists, K'.‘!iipt,lii 1 1.', . <1 .•i griitf, OhriHchurc-, 8 There is a Justice of Ihe IV >ce in Earlville who will make his mark in the world some day. A couple of over zealous lawyers in his Court got ihto an argument the other day. One offered to bet the other 50dols. to lOdols. on a point of law, and the bet was quickly taken. The Justice became the stakeholder, and when the money was put up he promptly fined both lawyers for contempt of court, and appropriated the fund to pay the fines. “ Rough ok Ratb.”—Clears out rat*, mire, roaches, dies, anti, bed-bugs, beetle*, insects, skunks, jack-rabbits, gopher*. Druggists, Kempthorne, Prosser & i •«., Agents, Christoburoh. Mrs Grindham—“l hear, Mr Growler, you have been making complaints about ray house. 1 wish you to understand, sir, that it is conducted on the best English style,” Growler—“ That’s the trouble. 1 can’t sleep on a pillow that is (he Prince of Wales’ coat-of-arme.” Mrs Grindham—“ What do you mean, sir!” Growler—" Why, they are made up of three feathers 1 Ha ! ha ! he ! he ! haw 1 haw !”—The Judge, Wobkihg Men.-—Before you begin your heavy spring work after a wintir uf relaxation your system needs cleansing and strengthening to prevent an attack of bilious or spring fever or sickness that will unfit you for a season’* work. Xou will save time, sickness, and expense if yon use onn bottle of American Co.’s Hop Bitters n your family this month. Don’t wait. Bead Advt. A Washington physician was discussing his enemies in Judge Mackay’s office. Among other things he said : “I know Judge, my patients never slander me nor criticise my knowledge and treatment.” “No,” replied tne Judge, with a sly twinkle of the eye, “dead men tell no tales,”—The Hatchet. “ Rough ok Cobks.’’ Ask for Wells’ * Rough on Corns.” Quick relief, complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, bunions, Kempthorne, Prosser and Go., Agents, hristohur ch. 2

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