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Temuka Leader, Issue 1405, 15 October 1885, Page 3

Squeezed waists are eo cl to lead to heaildclu- 1-'. The medical man who disseminated' tins slander is evidently a gnarled old cynic with an upper lip like the knee pad of a camel. It ail depends upon what squeezes the waist and how it is squeezed. The arm of a bank clerk never squeezed a headache into a female yet. " Buohu-Paiba."—Quick, complete cure*, *ll annoying Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Disease*. At Druggists, Ketaplhorne, Prosier &. Oo„ Agent*, tlhriafchurch. 2 ‘ I wish you would just be kind enough to go outside there and stand *o near that tramp that you could kick him easily,’ said Miss Charmer to young O’Dude. ‘ Certainly, my dear girl. Do you want me to—ah —to kick him 1' 1 No, 1 guess that won’t be necessary. If you just stand near him, he’ll think ho sees a donkey, and he won’t wait to be kicked.’

“ Rough on Rats.” —Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, ants, bed-bugs, beetles, insects, skunks, jack-rabbits, gopher*. Druggists Kempthorne, Prosser A t'*\, Agents, Otiristchurch. 2

An editor ‘out west’ has occaaioned the wildest speculation to account for a bachelorhood protracted into the ‘ sere and yellow leaf.’ it is now explained that a postscript to a matrimonial offer did the business, and relegated the aforesaid editor to a further period of single blessedness. This seems to have been the substance of his correspondence—- ‘ Dearest, I have carefully analysed the feeling 1 entertain for you, and the result is substantially as follows ; —I adore you 1 Will you be mine 1 Answer I’ Then, after a moment, in a dreamy, absent way, he added, ‘ Write only on one side of the paper. Write plainly, and give real name, not necessarily for publication, but as a guarantee of good faith.’ Holloway's Pills can be confidently re commended as a domestic remedy for the ailment* of all claws and conditions of people. Young and old of both sexes may take this medicine with the osrtainty of deriving benefit from its use, when disorder or disease in making them miserable. Hoilowsy’s Pills are unrivalled for their purifying, aperient, and strengthening properties They remove indigestion, palpitation, and headache, and are specially serviceable in complaints peculiar to females, i'aoh box is wrapped with printed instructions) for the guidance of invalids, who will readily under stand, from carefully studying them, the best way of recovering their health. Holloway’s Pills will work a thorough change on the constitutions of the week and nervous. —(Advt.)

SIEGERT AFD EAUYEL, ARE now showing Choice and Elegant Lines in DRAPERS', ETC., suitable for the present Season, which, being of their own Importation, they are prepared to sell at exceptionally LOW PRICES. Ex “ Tongariro.’’— Black and Colored CASHMERES and MERINOS, OTTOMAN CORDS, NUN’S VEILING, Black and Colored VELETEENS, BARCELONA CREPE, ETC., ETC. The Largest and Choicest Assortment of PRINTS in the District. LADIES’ STRAW & LEGHORN HATS. Most Fashionable Shapes. LADIES’; JACKETS AND DOLMANS. Inspection Invited. SUNSHADES AND UMBRELLAS, AND SILK HANDKERCHIEFS. LACE CURTAINS AND CRETONNES. Choice Lines in RIBBONS AND LACES. MEN’S WHITE, OXFORD AND REGATTA SHIRTS, In infinite Variety. SPECIAL LINES— Club Men’s Cricketing Trousers. Men’s Cricketing Caps ) p . Men’s Cricketing Scarves J MEN’S STRAW HATS. All Shapes and Prices.

Dressmaking DEPARTMENT. Is under the Charge of an EXPERIENCED DRESSMAKER, who is giving the greatest satisfaction, LIBERAL DISCOUNT FOR CASH. Siegert and Fauvel. MENDELSON’S STORES, Temuka.

NOTICE. TOHN DUBBIE begs to thank hie numerous Customers for their Patronage during ihe last Fourteen Years and requests a Continuance of the same in the Future. WOOL carefully SORTED and DRESSED to insure good Returns. Wool for Scouring coming by Rail will be taken Delivery of at Orari. JOHN BOBBIE, oc 3 Geraldine Fellmongery. CIRCULARS neatly and promptly i executed at the Office of this Paper. SUBSCRIBERS are requested to immediately report to this Office aoy rregnlarity which may occur in the dellwy of thuir paoerr