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Temuka Leader, Issue 1358, 27 June 1885, Page 3

How Kentuckians Stand to Each Other. —Kentuckians stand so dose together that they are almost clannish. “You are arrested for disturbing the peace,” said an Arkansaw Judge to a tramp, “Judge, I had a right to disturb the peace. lam a Kentuckian myself.” Sarah ; “ Oh, I am so happy V' Maggie : “What has happened, dear?” Sarah: “ 1 have just found out that my darling Alonzo is color-blind.” Maggie : “ Why what advantage is there in that ?” Sarah : “ He can’t see bow stupidly red my nose gets in cold weather.” “ When does a man become a seam stress'?” “ When he hems and haws ” “ No.” “ When he threads his way.” “ No.” “ When he rips and tears.” “ No.” “ Give it up.” “ Never, if he can help it.” “ Freddie, have you been to school today ?” “ Yes’m.” “ Did you learn anything new?” “Yes’m.” “ What was it, my boy ?” “I got on to a sure way of getting out for an hour by stuffin’ red ink up in my nose.

VICTORIA HOUSE, TIMABU. lift SPECIAL. LL OUR NEW MANTLES VERY MUCH REDUCED DURING THE PRESENT MONTH. ALL OUR LEW MILLINERY VERY MUCH REDUCED DURING THE PRESENT MONTH. Jo Ballantyne and Co. mr2l FURTHER REDUCTIONS FOR CASH. DRAPERY. DRAPERY. SIEGERT AND EAUYEL, Beg to announce to their numerous Customers and the Public generally that tlioy have a Large and Choice Stock of DRAPERY, which, being of their own importation (ex Coptic), and to make room for coming Shipments, they have determined to Sell at an IMMENSE REDUCTION FOR CASH. Ladies’ and Maids’ Ulsters, in the Latest Fashions Ladies’ and Children’s Jackets, unequalled for Quality and Style Black and Colored Cachmeres and Merinos Splendid Assortment of Dress Materials i suitable for the season Choice Assortment of Blankets and Flannels Ladies’ and Gents.’ Umbrellas Riding and Driving Gloves, Buggy Rugs, etc. A Large Stock of MEN’S CLOTHING, BOOTS, etc. Men’s Waterproof Overcoats Men’s Fancy Tweed Overcoats Woollen Shirts, Flannels, and Pants English, Kaiapoi, and Merino Half Hose Braces, Scarves, Belts, etc., etc. ALBUMS, SCRAP BOOKS, TOILET REQUISITES, & FANCY GOODS, in Great Variety THE Dressmaking DEPARTMENT, Under the Management of MISS ELKIS, still continues to give great satisfaction, and can be condenlly recommended for Fit, Style, and Cheapness. Special Line ; Ladies’ Ulsters, to Order. In our GENERAL DEPARTMENT we 11 have the Largest and Cheapest Stock GROCERIES, IRONMONGERF, and lOCKERYWARE in the District. iecial Lines in TEAS and SUGARS, at Lowest Remunerative Prices, ile Agents for the British and Colonial Hong Kong Tea Company. j S t Brands of KEROSENE. Household, Fancy, and Carriage CANDLES SNCING WIRE, Barbed and Plain ire Netting, Staples,etc. ilvaniaed Roofing Iron. 2ED WHEAT, OATS, and BARLEY, orse Feed in any Quautitity. [JKNIP CUTTERS. Chaff Cutters. We have added to our Piemises an ttensive CURING ESTABLISHMENT, id are now prepared to supply Hams id Bacon in any quantity. Special to Farmers, Croppers, Etc. We are now Booking Orders for the debrated OSBORNE TWINE HARESTBB, and Early Application should i made by those who desire to secure ie of these Superior Machines. AND JjV MENDELSON’S STORES, Temuka, Agents for Victoria Insurance Company also, for Accidental Insurance Co. lAUVEL