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Temuka Leader, Issue 1299, 5 February 1885, Page 3

When a young man lays seige to a young lady, and insists upon her consenting to become his wife, she cannot but confess that he is “a man after her own heart,” however heartless she may appear. Decline of Man. —Nervousness, Weakness, Djspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Debility, cured by “ Walls’ Health Reaawer.” Drugg's s Kempthorno, Prosser & 00,, Agents, Christ church. 2 A liquor-seller presented his bill to the executor of a deceased customer’s estate, asking, “Do you wish my bill sworn to?” “ No,” said the executor, “ the death of the deceased is sufficient evidence that he had the liquor.” An Alabaster Box.—Young girls finding their complexion growing sallow, and their akin becoming rough or freckly, resort to perfumed Ointments for a restoration of their bloom, All such should use Hap Bitters, which will restore bloom to cheeks, whiteness and beauty to their complexion, making rich blood, good health and happy smiles. Bead Adyt. A man who had just lost three of his toes by a railroad car running over his foot, and was howling with pain, was checked by a by-stander, who exclaimed : “ Stop your infernal din there ! You make more noise over the loss of your toes than that stranger did yesterday over the loss of his head.” A well known cobbler in the town of Kilmarnock, having occasion to pass the door of a public-house just as boniface was endeavouring to lift a poor, helpless, inebriate from the gutter, was greeted with—“ Hey, man, come here and give us a lift.” “Na, na,” returned the knight of St. Crispin, “ye can list dae as I dae when I’m finished wi’ a job ; 1 aye pit it in the window,” They were strolling in the green fields, and he was telling her of his love. Just as he was on the point of asking her to marry him, a cow, which was concealed by a bush a few feet away, mooed long and loud. Did the girl faint away, or run away, or scream? No, She gave one little, imperceptible start, i.nd simply remarked, “Go away cow. As you were saying, George .” Holloway’s Pills. —Epidemic Diseases, —The alarming increase of English cholera and diarrhea i ihould be a warning to every oue to lubdue at once any irregularity sending towards disease. Holloway’s Pills ihould be in every household to rectify all mpure states of the blood, to remedy weakness, and to overcome impaired general leallh. Nothing can be simpler than the instructions for taking this corrective medicine, nothing more efficient than its cleansing powers, nothing more harmless than its vegetable ingredi nts. Holloway’s ,s the best physio during the summerjeason, shea decaying fruits and unwholesome vegeablesare frequently deranging the bowele, nd daily exposing thousands, through their legligence in permitting dieordtrad action o the dangers of diarrhoa and oholera.