MISCELLANEOUS.

Temuka Leader, Issue 1270, 27 November 1884, Page 3

MISCELLANEOUS.

[t is the high ti-lo that strands the vessels.

One of our compositors is so devoted to his business that lie-has married a Miss Print.

Dkolinb ob Man. —Nervousness, Weakness. Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Debility, cured hy “Wells’ Health Eenewer.” Druggists, Kempthorne, Prosser & 00., Agents, Christchurch. 2

A physician named Parsons lectured in down East town the other night, and was introduced as one of (he few Parsons who preached little and practiced much.

“ Eotjqh oh Rats.”— Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, ants, bed-bugs, beetles, insects, skunks, jack-rabbits, gophers. Druggists, Kempthorne, Prosser &. Oo. ( Agents, Christchurch. 2

Atmospherical knowledge is not thoroughly distributed to our schools. A boy being asked, “ What is mistl” vaguely responded, “ an umbrella.” “ Buohu-Paiba.”— Quick, complete cure all annoying Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. At Druggists. Kempthorne, Proaeer & Co., Agents, Christchurch. 2

Among the gifts to a newly married pair was a broom, sent to the lady accompanied with the following sentiment : “ This trifling gift accept from me ; its use I would commend ; in sunshine use the bushy part, in storms use the other end.”

Hollowav’s Oxnxmbnt and Pills Safely and Securely.—When the severities of winter have yielded to the genial spring, invalids should make a deter mined effort to regain their lost health ; when through confinement indoors, want of appetite, and disturbed sleep, the entire system bas been weakened, and the spirt's have been broken down, Holloway’s remedies are equal to the occasion. The Oat men l , rubbed over the regions cf the stomach nod liver, aided by the internal adminutra'ior; of his Pills, will rectify the dige#.t:o'i, regulate the bile, and purify the blood—three sanatory actions which will a per dl l j confer renewed vigour, brace up the failing nerves, confirm the flaccid muscles, and restore to the ailing cheerfulness, that charm of existtenoe.

Tideman, the famous Saxon demist, had a very valuable tortoiseshell ca% that for days did nothing but moan. Guessing the cause he looked into its mouth, and seeing a decayed tooth, soon relieved it of its pain. The following day there were at least ten cats at his door, the clay after twenty, and they went on increasing at such a rate that he was obliged to keep a bull-dog to drive them away. But nothing would help them. A cat that had the toothache would come any number of miles to him. It would come down the chimney even, and not leave the room till he had taken its tooth out. It grew such a nuisance at last that he was never free from one of these feline patients. However, being one morning very nervous, he accidentally broke the jaw of an old tabby. The news of this spread like wildfire. Not a single cat ever came to him afterwards.