A man says his wife is only half like, a telescope, lie can draw her out, but he can't shut her up. Don't Dik in thk House.—" Rough on Rats " clea's out rtus, mice, beetles, rocohei> bei bug*, fl es, ants, inseoip, irole?, jtok raobit*, gopher*. Kemplhomo, Prosser and C.>.. Chris'churoh 1 The managers of the Electrical TCxhibi tiou in Philadelphia are censured for not obtaining the magnetic girl of Georgia for a completion of the show. Wblls' " Eouqh on Coekb " —isk f-->r W«ll»' "Bough on o>vns." Q, nek re f, complete, perma'-ei/i 1 ; ouro. Corns, w<sru., bunions, Prosser and Oa, Ai;*rai*, Ohmuviurr.h. 1 A thief who recently vis'ted the house of Mr Replogles, of Indiana, " took a hall., shaved, discarded ins old suit, and put on Mr Reologles' best." JJot A — " i'hry are nafc a beverage, bu'« a intriijir.e, with oa atiye pro podieß of t.bo highest degree, containing rn poisonous drugs. They do no*; bear dowLi ao already debilitated »ygtem, but build i iii}. One bottle contains more real hop ■strength than a barrel of ordinary beer Pb.T*ician« prescribe ioh' Her Bvot;iog Ecoress, Qn H>p BitterF," B,e*d \A*t. " Do they dress well at your house ?" said one boarder to another a a seaschresort. " Well, the girls dregs prerty well, but the dressing of the salad is very poor," Bollowat*s Ointment and Pilis —A.» apriug approtcUes » m'>*t favourable opportunity offers for rectifying irregularities, removing impurities, and erasing blemishes which btiva arisen from the presence cf matters forbod by winter from beiojf trans pired through the pores. This searching OiatraoDfc, well rubbsd upon the skin, penetrates to the deen'y.seated organs, upon which it exerts a mou'; wholesoma and beneficial itflaoDCf, Well nigh all the indigestions give way to this »imple treatment, aided by parrying and aperitive dose* of Hollo way'o Pii'.s, round each box of wMoh plain "inßtruo'.iontt" are folded. JJ.iJious disorder*, loss of appetite,, fullness, after etving. lassitude, gQut »nd rneumatiun m»y b ■■ eff»ctui|!ly checked in their pain ul progress, <jud tha seeds of long suffering eradicated by these remedies.
HOP BITTKKS ARE THE PUREST AND BEST BirTEBS EVKK MAL>E. r 4?hey nve eoHiponnded from Hops, Malt, Buchu, Mandrake, snd Dandelion, the oldUsfc, be*t and most valuable medicines in th* world orid contain fill the beet and moit cur.%tiTo properties of all other remedies, b< ing; the grcnt- -at Blood Purifier, Liver &■ gulalor, nn.l Life and. flsaith Beetorkg Agent-, on et\yth- $0 diseßßi or ill health can ptmibly long exist whei-e t.h<»se Bitters an used, io varied and peifcct are the* operations. They give new life and rigor to the a;ed and infijm. To all whose employmeutt eai se ireegularitv of the boweis or utjnaiy orgam, or who rfqnhe $n appetizer, Tonic, and miL Stimujant,' Hop Bitters are invaluable, beii i highly curative, tonjo and stimulating, without intosicitiug, No matter what your feelings or lymptrm are, what the disease of ailment is, use Ho Bitters Don't wait until you are Bick, but i you only feel bad or miserable, use Hop Bitterit once. It may save your life, Hundred* bav* been saved by so doir g. SSCQ will b paid for a c**e they «iU iofc oure. or help. pto ne,t suffer or let your friend* suffer, but and uiga them to me Hop Bitters. R member, Hop Bitttrs is no vilr, druygeri d?nuken noßtrtm, but the Pur st anrt B<s Medicine fver made ; the ' Ji■ void's Friei r wd H>pe," and nq op f.imj y shoulr b i withQqt Try. the. Bi.tr.ejT4 fc>-d»-*o GU«m>t» or P/us*i«,'%, >
PAPER TEMUKA LEADER QEFT( I E. SUBSCRIBERS are requested to im nieiiiately report to this Office aay insularity which may occur m th. d Jivsr? of H"»\r panera RECEIPT AND DELIVERS BOOK l\ for Grain Merchants, Coal am: Timber Merchants etc., printed at the Oln>i. of Mm P>int-T POSTERS o? Every size can he oh tained on the shortest notice at the Temuka Leader and Geraldine Gunrdwu Genera! Printing offices. rSfIRGULARS neatly and promptly
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Temuka Leader, Issue 1266, 18 November 1884, Page 3
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662Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 Temuka Leader, Issue 1266, 18 November 1884, Page 3
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