MISCELLANEOUS.

Temuka Leader, Issue 1262, 6 November 1884, Page 3

MISCELLANEOUS.

A young lady calls her beau “Honeysuckle,” because he is always hanging over the front railings.

Women are said to be always looking in the glass. Men seldom do, unless there is something to drink in it. “Yes,” mused a military man, as he strolled along the seashore over the shells “Yes, the waves are ever at.war. They are constantly shelling the beach !”

Not A Bkverag-e beverage, but a msdieine, with curative properties of tho lighest degree, containing no poisonou* dru?s. TNy do not bear dovn an already debilitated system, but build it up. Onp bottle contains more real hop strength than a barrel of ordinary beer. Physician* praacr'be fcbem.—Boohester Evening Express, on Hop Bitters,” Read Adrc.

A laundress requested permission to air her newly-washed line, on the lawn adjoining the Baptist Church on the ground that “ cleanliness is next to godliness.”

Skinny Men,— ! Well*' Health R-newer, ,r rtstores health, and vigor, cures Dyanepeia Impotence, Debility. At Druggists. Kempthorne, Prssser and Co., Agent*, Christchurch. 1

Questions for a debating society out West : “ If the Mormon who has eight wives buries one of them, how much of a widower does he become, if any T’

WEiiLs’ “Rough on Cohns.”—Ask for Walls’ “Rough on Cams.” Quick relief, oatnploto, permanent cure. Corns, wart*, bunions. Kerapthorne Prosser and Go., Agents, Christchurch. I I