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Temuka Leader, Issue 1236, 6 September 1884, Page 3

Dr Sinclair, the celebrated American dentist will visit Temuka on the 17th and 18th September only. (t is all right to toll a boll, but it makes u difference how you do it, A man once told a belle be would marry_her, and it cost him £IO3O because he didn’t. rKXNNY Mbh. —“Wall*’ Health Hanover,’ restates health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Debility. At Druggists. Kempthorne, Pmser and Co., Agents, Christ--0 mrch “I haven’t got any case,” said the client, “but I have money.” “How much?” nsked the lawyer. “ Fifty thousand dollars,” was the reply. “ Phew ? you have the best case 1 ever heard of. “I'll see tha f you never go to prison with that sum,” said the attorney, cheetfully. And the man didn’t —he went there “broke." Thk Test op horn as Tbial, —-This it, what proves the merit of a preparation The proprietor of Q-reeii’s August Flower, knowing its valuable properties, meets this tost boldly by preparing samples bottles of tliis remedy, which ate sold at 6d. This enables doubters to try its virtues at a trifling expense. August Flower is a panacea for for Dyspepsia and all disorder* of the Liver, inoludi? g Biliousness, Indigestion, Sick Headache, Costiveness, &0., &b. Three doses will relieve any of the above, and a faithful use will certainly cure. No medicine in the world has ever given such proof of its merits. Druggists recommend it with perfect confidence and physicians prescribe it regularly. Price for full-sized bottles 3s 6J. Sold fay all druggists. At a school in the country, the sentence “Mary milks the cow,” was given out to be parsed. The last word was disposed of as follows “ Cow is a noun, feminine gender, singular number, third person, and stands for Mary.” “Stands for Mary !” said the excited pedagogue ; “how do you make that out?” “Because,” answered the intelligent pupil, “if the cow didn’t stand for Mary, how could Mary milk her ?” Holloway’s Pills, Sleeplessness, acidity, nausea, and ail dyspeptic iuaicatioos may ha speedily relieved by these famous Pills, of which large quantities are shipped to all parts of the world. The constantly ino-oasing demand for Holloway’* medicine yrovfl* its power over disease, and its estimation by the public. In weakness of tee stomach, in diseases of the liver, and in disorders of the system caused by a cold or a sluggish circulation, no medicine is so efficacious, no reandy so rapid, as these Pills, which are altogether incapable of doing mischief. By quickening digestion they give lO.'reshing deep, sharpen the appetite, impart tone to the digestive organs, purify and enrich the blood, regulate the secretions, and strengthen the whole physical frame,

mIM AR D RACING CLUB. ANNUAL MEETING, 16th DECEMBER, 1884. To be Held on the Timaru Racecourse. £3OO ADDED MONEY £3OO All Horses Competing at the above Club’s Meeting must be in the District four months prior to data of Meeting. District extends from South Bank of Rakaia River to North Side of Horae Range, Oamaru. Nominations for principal Handicaps close Ist November. Weights, 23rd November. Acceptances and General Entries, 3rd December. Write for Full Programme to J. MELTON, aul6 Hon. Sec. T.R.C. J. B ARE SHOWING THEIR FIRST SHIPMENT OF ALLANTYNB & Q SPRINGAND SUMMER NOVELTIES. Which they have JUST RECEIVED DIRECT from the most celebrated British and Continental Manufacturers. AN EARLY INSPECTION SOLICITED. SHEPHERD’S BUILDINGS, TIMARU. mr2o