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Temuka Leader, Issue 1217, 14 August 1884, Page 3

*■ « BUOHU PAiBA.” —Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. At Druggists. Kempthorno, Prosier &00, Agents, Unristohuroh. 2 His greatest enemy : A good country' priest said t» a dying drunkard : “My friend, you must reconcile yourself with your enemies,” “Then,” groaned the dying man, “ giye me a glass of water 1” “ Rough ok Rats.”— Olears out rats, mice roaches, flies, ants, bed-bugs, bettlaa, insects, skunks, jack-rabbits, gophers. Druggists Kempthorne, Prosser & Go,, Agents, Christ* cburoh. 2 A Gorman physician defines the main difference in the effects of whiskey and beer to be: “Yiskey makes you kill somebody else; mit beer you only kills yourself.” A Scolding Woman —The bvrbarifcies of the ducking stool for the cure of scolding women, though abolished by law, are now oftentimes practiced by a kind of social barbarity none the less reproheneib'e. Women scold only when they are ill. Instead of blaming them we should prescribe Bop Bitters- The entire system will undergo a genial, pleasant change. The nerves will be quieted, and acerbity of words and thought will give place to amiability and affection. Healthy women do not scold or fret. Bead Adrt. “Gentlemen of the jury,” said an Irish lawyer, “it will be with ypulto say whether the defendant shall be allowed to come into Court with unblushing footsteps, with a cloak of hyprocrisy in his mouth, and draw three bullocks out of my client’s pocket with impunity.” Thk Test op Actual Tbial.— This U what proves the merit of a preparation, The proprietor of Green’s August Blower, knowing its valuable properties, meets this test boldly by preparing samples bottles of this remedy, which are sold at 6d. This enables doubters to try its virtues at a trifling expense. August Flower is a panacea for for Dyspepsia and all disorders of the Liver, including Biliousness, Indigestion, Sick Headache, Oostiveness, &c., &c. Three doses will relievo any of the above, and a faithful use will certainly cure. No medicine in the world has ever given such proof of its merits. Druggists recommend it with perfect confidence and physicians prescribe it regularly. Price for full-si zed bottles 3s 6i. Sold by all druggists. A University student was pensively leaning against the Courthouse, when one of his schoolmates came up and addressed him as “ Professor,” “ Oh, please don’t do that again,” said the first student imploringly. “Why not'?” inquired the other, with no small degree of surprise. “Why people will think I don’t know anything." Holloway’s Ointment and Pills. Coughs, Inflaerza.—The soothing properties of there medicaments render them well worthy of trial in all diseases of the respiratory organa. In common colds and influenza the Pills, taken internally, and the Ointment rubbed over the chest r and throat, are exceedingly efficacious. When influenza is epidemic, this treatment is the easiest, safest, and surest. Holloway’s Pills purify the blood, remove all obstacles to its free circulation through the lungs, relieve the over-gorged air tubes, and render respiration free, without reducing the strength, irritating the nerver, or depressing the spirits ; such | are the ready means of saving suffering when anyone is afflicted with colds, i coughs, bronchitis and other chest complaint s, by which so many persons are seriously and permently afflicted in most countries. . Skinny Men.—" Wells’ Health Henewer,” restores health and vgor, cure* Dyspepsia, Impotence, Debility. At Druggists. KemphHorne, Prssser and Co., Agents, Christ, church I

J-OGRIDGKE & WILTSHIRE (Opposite Rank of N.Z., Temuka.) SALE OF WINTER PE APERT, CLOTHING, &c., NOW ON. 30 per cent. Cheaper than any other house. Guarantee to Sell as Cheap aa rr “. maru . BON MARCHE TEMUKA. See Handbills for Prices. jy26