MISCELLANEOUS.

Temuka Leader, Issue 1194, 21 June 1884, Page 3

MISCELLANEOUS.

Early to bed and early to snore, makes a mar. voted a somnolent bore.

Fish can be caught by argument, but you must worm it into them. It is a mistake to assume that a rose by any other name would smell as wheat. Wells’ ‘ Rough on Cohns.'— Ask for Wells’ Rough on Corns.’ Quick relief ; complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, bunions. New Zealand Drug Co., General A'ents. What does a promise about giving up smoking generally end in? in smoke. When is a, room full of men like ec empty One ?—When it has not a single man in it. The time to take an unruly lot of ch’ldren out on a sail. —When there is a spanking breeze. Malakxal Fever. Malarial fevers, constipation, torpidity of the liver and kidneys, a general debility, nervousness and neuralgic ailments yield readily to this great disease conqueror, Hop Bitters, It repairs the ravages of disease by converting the food into rich blood, and it gives new life and vigour to the aged and infirm. See Advt. The most unsatisfactory man we have met is the man who is perfectly satisfied with himself. When the little short man begged the big tall woman for a kiss she stooped to concur, ‘ Fiend !’ cried an author to the servant, ‘ what papers are those you are burning from my writing-desk V ‘Oh, sir, don’t worry. They’re only them as is all written over. I hain’t touched any of the clean ones.’ Enjot Life. What a truly beautiful world we live in ! We can desire no better when in good health ; but how often do the majority of people feel like giving it up disheartened, discouraged and worried out with disease, when there is no occasion for this feeling. Green’s August Flower will make them as free from disease as when born. Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint are the direct cause of seventy-five per cent, of such maladies as Biliousness, Indigestion, Sick Headache, Oostiveness, Nervous Prostration, Dizziness of the Head, Palpitation of the Heart, and other distressing symptoms. Three doses of August Flower will prove its wonderful effect. Sold by all Druggists at 3s 6d per bottle. Sample bottles, 6d. Try it. 4 A little three-year-old girl, while her mother was trying to get her to sleep, became interested in some outside noise. She was told that it was caused by a cricket, whan she sagely observed,‘Mamma, I think he ought to be oiled.’ ‘ How complimentary you are !' exclaimed a withered old beau to a lady who had just spoken of him as ‘ a young gentleman.’ ‘ Not at all,’ she snarled back ; ‘the fact that you are an old man does not prevent your being a young gentleman.’

Hoiloway’s Ointment and Pilis.— Diseases of the most formidable and chronic characters have been cured by Holloway’s remedies. Ulcerations which have proved themselves incurable by any other known means have healed kindly under the purifying and regenerating influence of this excellent Ointment. Sprains, stiff joints, contracted muscles and glanduh-.p swellings can be most safoly and effectually healed by Holloway ’a Ointment and Pills, which can do no barm under any circumstances. Neither of these medicaments has anything deleterious in its composition ; both are essentially purifying and strengthening i:t t.hoir nature. The combined power of these noble remedies enables them successfully to cope with most descriptions of impurities, and to cure, or at least relieve, moat varieties of dieotnes.