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Temuka Leader, Issue 1178, 15 May 1884, Page 3

MISCELLANEOUS. Feminine precocity : On a railroad train nearing Troy a few days ago, was a fire-year-old amusing herself by putting on one of her mother’s glores. When the operation was ended she looked enquiringly about her and singled out a ministeriallooking old gentleman, to whom she threw a kiss with the gloved hand. On leaving the car the gentleman passed the little miss, with the remark : ‘ Good-bye, little sweetheart.’ The child indignantly straightened herself, and replied in an impatient tone of voice : ‘ Oh, goodness, you don’t think I intended to lead you on ; I was only flirting with you.’ ‘ Rough on Rats.’ —Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, ants, bed-bugs, beetles, insects, skunks, jack-rabbits, gophers. Druggists. New Zealand Drug Co., General Agents. -2 Quite a difference : ‘Oh, will he bite f exclaimed one of Middletown’s sweetest girls, when she saw one of the dancing bears on the street the other day. 1 No,’ said her escort, ‘he cannot bite—he is muzzled ; but he can hug.’ ‘Oh,’ she said, with a distracted smile, ‘ I don’t mind that.’ Enjot Lifk. What a truly beautiful world we live in ! We can desire no better when in good health ; but how often do the majority of people feel like giving it up disheartened, discouraged and worried out with disease, when there is no occasion for this feeling. Green’s August Flower will make them as free from disease as when born. Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint are the direct cause of seventy-five per cent, of such maladies as Biliousness. Indigestion, Sick Headache, Costivenesa, Nervous Prostration, Dizziness of the Head, Palpitation of the Heart, and other distressing symptoms. Three doses of August Flower will Brove its wonderful effect. Sold by all druggists at 3s 6d per bottle. Sample bottles, 6d. Try it. 4 An English naval officer who had been paying attention to a Chinese maiden asked her to give him a kiss. Finding that ehe did not comprehend him, be suited the action to the word. The poor girl was thoroughly alarmed, and ran into another room, exclaiming ; 1 Terrible man-eater, I shall be devoured I’ But in a moment, finding herself tminjured by the salute, she returned to his side, saying : ‘ I would learn more of your strange rite. Ke e-es me !’

Holloway’s Pills. —The stomach and its troubles cause more discomfort and bring more unhappiness than is commonly supposed. The thousand ills that settle there may be prevented or dislodged by the judicious use of these purifying Pills, which act as a sure, gentle anti-acid aperient, without annoying the nerves of the moat susceptible, or irritating the most delicate organisation.' Holloway’s Pills will bestow comfort and confer relief on every headachy, dyspeptic and sickly sufferer, whose tortures make him a burden to himself and a bugbear to his friends. These Pills have long been the popular remedy for a weatc stomach, for a disordered liver, or a paralysed digestion, which yield without difficulty to their regulating, purifying, and tonic qualities,

If you are sick, Hop Bitters will surely aid Nature in making you well when all else fails. If you are costive or dyspeptic, or are suffering from any other of the numerous diseases of the stomach or bowels, it is your own fault if you remain ill, for Hop Bitters is a sovereign remedy in all such complaints. If you are wasting away with any form of Kidney disease, stop tempting Death this moment, and turn for a cure to Hop Bitters. If you are sick with that terrible sickness Nervousness, jou will find a‘Balm in Gilead’ in the use of Hop Bitters. If you are a frequenter or a resident of a miasmatic district, barricade your system against the scourge of all countries — malarial, epidemic, billious, and intermittent fevers —by the use of Hop Bitters. If you have rough, pimply, or sallow skin,"bad breath, pains and aches, and feel miserable generally, Hop Bitters will give you fair skin, rich blood, and sweetest breath, health and comfort. In short they cure all Diseases of the Stomach, Bowels, Blood, Liver, Nerves, Kidneys, Bright’s Disease. £SOO will be paid for a‘case they will not cure or help. Druggists and Chemists keep. That poor, bedridden, invalid wife, sister, mother, or daughter, can be made the picture of health, by a few bottles of Hop Bitters, costing but a trifle Will you let them suffer Sold by 0 J B AYNE R, Dispensing Chem : - f * Importer of Drugs, Temuka. I7ju CARDS of Every Description Printed at the Office of this Paper.RACE PROGRAMMES, &c., Printed at the Office of this Paper. POSTERS of Every size can be ohtainedjfcm the shortest notice at the Temuka Leader and Geraldine Guardian General Printing Offices. Prices Low. SUBSCRIBERS are requested to immediately report to this Office any irregularity which may occur in the delivery of thsir papers^,