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Temuka Leader, Issue 1167, 19 April 1884, Page 3

A teacher asked a bright little girl the other day what country was opposite to us on the globe. ‘ I don’t know, sir,’ was the reply. ‘Well, now,’ pursued the teacher, ‘if I were to bore a hole through the earth, and you were to go in at this end, where would you come out'?’ ‘Out of the hole, sir,’ replied the pupil in triumph. Beware of packages of injurious stuff purporting to make genuine Hop Bitters ; also preparations and fluids said to contain all the properties of Hop Bitters. They spring up on account of the great popularity of the genuine, which is only put up in large square panel amber-colored bottles, with the names ‘Dr Soule,’ and ‘ Hop Bitters’ blown in the glass, and is the best family medicine ever made. Read Advt, ‘O, Amy,’ said the High School girl s friend, last night, ‘ you ought to have seen me catch on to Gas’s arm yesterday.’ ‘ My dear,’ replied the High School girl, ‘ after your studies of anatomy have further progressed, you will not say ‘catch on to his arm,’ but ‘ I grasped his humorous with my phalanges.’

AUTUMN 1884 J. B ALLANTYNE AND c° SHEPHERD’S BUILDINGS, TIMARU, Have much pleasure in announcing that they are OPENING A SPLENDID STOCK OF NEW GOODS for the coming Season, which for Style, Quality, Variety, and Good Value will be found unsurpassed by anything yet shown in South Canterbury. mr2o PEERING TWINE BINDER WE ARE BOOKING ORDERS FOR THE ABOVE MACHINES AT £55, IK ORDERED AT ONCE. JJ ENRYAND INDL AY, AGENTS, TEMUKA. mr2s BUSINESS NOTICE. w. p 0 w E L L, Cabinetmaker, Upholsterer and Furnishing Undertaker, Having Commenced Business in the above line, respectfully solicits the Patronage of the Inhabitants of Geraldine and Surrounding Districts. W. P. intimates that nothing on bis part will bo wanting to give satisfaction. All Work entrusted to his care will receive Prompt Attention, Good Workmanship, and Moderate Charges. N.B. —Furniture Repaired, Stuffed and Polished. All Kinds of Carved Work done at Low Charges. apß