Horace Maybew once joined a league for the suppression of ‘ tips ’ to waiters Lunching one day ho began to feel nervous as the time for paying the bill arrived, but finally mustered courage, c William, I am sorry for you ;but I have joined the No tippers.’ ‘ Well, Mr Maybew, answered William mildly, ‘as you are an old customer, I don’t mind telling you that I have joined a rum lot too. We’ve bound ourselves to upset hot dishes by haccident over stingy customers.’ Strange Insubordination. —Who has not experienced a sort of malady when all the faculties seem in rebellion, and labor is absolutely impossible ? It is a condition of nerves and stomach and brain that can only be cured by the use of that irresistible remedy. Hop Bitters. Read Advt.
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Temuka Leader, Issue 1156, 25 March 1884, Page 3
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132Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Temuka Leader, Issue 1156, 25 March 1884, Page 3
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