MISCELLANEOUS.

Temuka Leader, Issue 1154, 20 March 1884, Page 3

MISCELLANEOUS.

In Russia, “ Hello ” is rendered “ Tzijakanfitkrajanjadzski,” hence the telephone can never be introduced into that country. The best reason yet advanced for having Monday, cashing day, the next day after Sunday, is because cleanliness is next to godliness. That Husband of Mine is three times the man he was before he began using f Wells’ Health Renewer.’ Druggists. N.Z, Drug Co., General Agents. 2 A convict, sent to prison, was asked what trade he preferred. He said that, if it was all the same to them, he preferred to be a traveller. It does aggravate a man to think that while his wife isn’t afraid to tackle him and nearly pull his head off, she is madly terrorised by a mouse. ‘ Rough on Rats.’ —Clears out rats, mice, roaches, -flies, ants, bed-bugs, beetles, insects, skunks, jack-rabbits, gophers. Druggists. New Zealand Drug Go., General Agents. 2 Beware! —He who courts and goes away may live to court another day ; but ho who weds and courts girls still, may get in Court against his will. A boy in one of our public schools having been told that a reptile “ is an animal that creeps,” on being asked the name of one, promptly replied, “A baby.” August Flower. —The most miserable beings in the world are those suffering from Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint. More than seventy-five per cent of the people are afflicted with these two diseases and their effects ; such as Sour Stomach Sick Headache, Habitual Costiveness, Palpitation ot the Heart, Heartburn, Waterbrash, gnawing and burning pains at the pit of the Stomach, Yellow Skin, Coated Tongue and disagreeable taste in the mouth, coming up of food after eating, low spirits, etc. Go to your Druggist and get a bottle of August Flower. This valuable medicine has cured thousands and thousands of sufferers, and is known in all civilised countries. Two doses will relieve you. It costs only 3s 6d a Bottle. Sample Bottles 6d. 2 Before Marriage ; 1 Ob, my darling, your voice is as musical to me as a vesper bell, whose tones fall softly on the perfumed evening air. Speak again and say those words, my beloved, for I ceuld listen to your voice until the stars are extinguished into everlasting night.' After Marriage ; ‘ I have bad just about enough of your clapper, old woman, and if you don’t shut up I’ll leave the house,’ Holloway’s Pills and Ointment.— Glad tidings.—Some constitutions have a; tendency to rheumatism, and are, throughout the year borne down by its protactedr tortures. Let such sufferers bathe the affected parts with warm brine and afterwards rub in this soothing Ointment. They will find it the best means of lessening their agony, and assisted by Holloway’s Pills the surest way of overcoming the disease. More need not he said than to request a few days’ trial of this safe and soothing treatment by which this disease will ultimately be completly swept away. Pains that would make a giant shudder are assauged without difficulty bj' Holloway’s easy and inexpensive remedies, which comfort by moderating the throbbing vessels and aiming the excited nerves.