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Temuka Leader, Issue 1144, 23 February 1884, Page 1

‘ I don’t understand why women dress that way,’ said a man pointing to a lady who passed along the street. ‘I don’t eh her,’ replied a bystander. ‘That woman,’ continued the first speaker, is dressed ridiculously. Her husband must bo a fool.’ ‘ I know he is,’ said the bystander. I Do you know him V ‘ Oh, yes. I’m the blamed fool myself.’ “ German Syrup.” —No other medicine in the world was ever given such a test of its curative qualities as Boscbee’s German Syrup. In three years two million four hundred thousand small bottles of this medicine were distributed free of charge by Druggists in the United States of A merica to those afflicted with Consumption, Asthma, Croup, severe Coughs, Pneumonia, and other diseases of the throat and lungs, giving the afflicted u ndeniable proof that German Syrup will cure them. The result has been that Druggists in every town and village in civilised countries are recommending it to their customers. Go to your Druggists and ask what they know about it. Sample Bottles 6d. Regular size 3s fid. Three doses will relieve any case. 1 Emerson said “ All healthy things are sweet tempered.” So we are invited to believe that when a robust bull dog eats chunks out of us he is simply exhibiting a sweet canine temperament, and is overflowing with innocent mirth at our expense. Catarrh of the Bladder, stinging irritation, inflammation, all Kidney and similar complaints, cured by ‘ Buchu-paiba,’ New Zealand Drug Co., General Agents. Try to appear cheerful and contented, and your husband will be so ; and, when you have made him happy, you will be so, not in appearance, but reality. The skill required is not so great. Nothing flatters a man so much as the happiness of hia wife ; he is always proud of himself as the source of it, Holloway’s Pills.— Nervous Debility. —iSo part of the human machine requires more watching than the nervous system upon it hangs health and life itself. These Pi.ls are the best regulators and strengtheners of the nerves, and the safest general purifiers. Nausea, headache, giddiness, numbness, and mental apathy yield to them, They dispatch in a summary manner those distressing dyspeptic symptoms, stomachic pains, fulness at tbe pit of the stomach, abdominal distension, and overcome both capricoius appetites and confined bowels—the commonly accompanying signs of defective or deranged nervous power. Holloway’s Pills are particularly recommended to pi.sons of studb u? and sedentary habits, who gradually sink into a nervous and debditated state, unless some such restorative be occasionally taken.