MISCELLANEOUS.

Temuka Leader, Issue 1130, 24 January 1884, Page 3

MISCELLANEOUS.

' Rough on Rats.'—Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, ants, bed-bugs, beetles, insects, skunks, jack-rabbity, giphers. Druggists. Moses, Moss and Co, Sydney, General Agents. 2 ' Passengers in this 'bus will do well to look out for their pocket-books,' said a London policeman at the door of a crowded omnibus ; 'there are to members of the swell mob in her.' 'lf that's the case,' said a nervous man in white chocker, who looked like a clergyman, ' T will get our ; I cannot risk my reputation in such company.' 'And I,' said a respectablelooking old gentleman, with gold headed cane and spectacles, ' have too much money about me to stand chances of being robbed.' And so both alighted. Then the polieeman said : ' Drive on ; they've both got out.' 1 Buchu-Paiba ' Quick, comp'ete cure, all annoying Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. Druggists. Moses, Moss and Co., Sydney, General Agents 2 A father complained bitterly of the way his children destroyed their clothing. He said : ' When I was a boy I only had one suit of clothes, and I had to take care of it. I was only allowed one pair of shoes a year in those days.' There was a pause, and then the oldest boy spoke up and said, ' I say, dad, you are having a much easier time of it now you are living with us.' That Husband of Mine is three times the man he was before he began using ' Wells' Health Renewer.' Druggists. Moses, Moss and Co., Sydney, General Agents. 2 "This is the latest for wedding invitations :—Come round and see us capture a mother-in-law at eight o'clock sharp.

August Flower. The most miserable beings in the world are those suffering from Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint. More than seventy-five per cent of the people ore afflicted with these two diseases and their effects ; such as Sour Stomach Sick Headache, Habitual Co3tiveness, Palpitation ot the Heart, Heartburn, Waterbrash, gnawing and burning pains at the pit of the Stomach, Yellow Skin, Coated Tongue and disagreeable taste in the mouth, coming up of food after eating, low spirits, etc. Go to your Druggist and get a bottle of August Flower. This valuable medicine has cured thousands and thousands of sufferers, and is known in all civilised countries. Two doses will relieve you. It costs only 3s Gd a Bottle. Sample Bottles 6d. 2

A Parisian lady called on her milliner the other day to ' take up' the character of u servant, The respectable appearance of the latter was beyond questioning. ' But is she honest V asked the lady. ' I am not so sure about that,' replied the milliner ; ' I have sent her to you with my bill a dozen times, and she has never yet given me the money.'

Rolloway's Pills are the medicine most in repute for curing the multifarious maladies which beset mankind when dry, sultry weather suddenly (jives place to chilly, drenching days. In fact, these Pills offer relief even if they fail of proving an absolute remedy in all the disturbances of digestion, circulation, and nervous tone which occasionally oppress a vast portion of the population. Under the genial, purifying, and strengthening powers exerted by this excellent medicine the tongue becomes clean, the appetite improves, digestion is quickened, and assimilation is rendered perfect. These Pills possess the highly estimable property of cleansing the entire mass of blood ; which, in its renovated condition, carries purity, strength, and vigour to every tissue ?i the body.