VARIETIES

Temuka Leader, Issue 256, 11 May 1880, Page 2

VARIETIES

I sot mo down in thought profound, this ma~im wise I drew : It’* easier to pay a man than maik a man pay yu. When a cat gives an entertainment Irom the top of a wali, it isn’t the cat we olgect to, it’s the waul Japanese women,' it is said, never we and don’t 'now the use of pins. So we suppose a young man in Japan can i go up Sunday nights to see his sweet- k heart without being surprise! into a yell J as big as the side of n house, before be m gets his unprotected arm half way around her I>elt. “ When will the angels call me f sang Ihe leading soprano in a voice that sounded like the upper of a steam cohope, while an old bum in ■ the back seat woke up just in time to re- I mark that it depended a great deal on ■ what kind of a !iand Mr Angel then I The question is continually being ■ asked-—What shall we do with our ■ boys? The people know what to do .■ with their boys, but the trouble appears ■ to be that their boys won’t let them do ■ I No* arrived—A young person at a H concert conscientiously sang, 80 *• H set your teeth on edge, the fine airwill sing well when he is ne r,_ An patient listener arose snd said in a loud H voice—lt would appear that he-has n°* arrived yet. >.