ODDS AND ENDS.
Innocence at the Bar. —Police-Super inteudent (in plain clothes): “Well my lass, I may just tell you that this whisky is goingto be analysed.” North country Barmaid ; “ I’m certain it’l never dee for that! ” P. S, : “Why?’ Barmaid : “ Because its nearly al water! ” The most truthful man ends the daj by lying at night. “ I didn’t know,” said an old lady, as she laid down her newspaper, “ thal thieves were so sc tree they had to advertise for ’em and offer a reward for then discovery.” Pauca Verba.—Robinson (altera long whist-bout at the Club). “ It’s awfully late, Brown. What will you say tc your wife ?” Brown (in a whisper) “ Oh, I shan’t say much, you know—- ‘ Good morning, dear,’ or something o that sort. She’ll say the rest ! ” The Liability of Married Men. —Tc bear the liabilities of married women.
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Temuka Leader, Volume I, Issue 87, 16 October 1878, Page 3
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143ODDS AND ENDS. Temuka Leader, Volume I, Issue 87, 16 October 1878, Page 3
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