The sting of a bee carries conviction with it, it makes a man a bee-leaver at once. Why is a milkman like Pharaoh’s Daughter? —Because he takes a little profit out of the -water. Why was Adam the swiftest runner in th&rworld? —Because he was the'first in tlpßiuman race. • A poor son of the Emerald Isle applied for employment to an avaricious hunks, who told him he employed no Irishman; “ For the last one died on my hands, and I was forced to bury him at my ow% charge.” ,“ Ah, your honor,” said Pat, brightening up, “and that is all? Then you’ll give me the place, for sure I can get a certificate that I never died in the employ of any master I iver served,”
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Temuka Leader, Volume I, Issue 82, 28 September 1878, Page 3
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126Untitled Temuka Leader, Volume I, Issue 82, 28 September 1878, Page 3
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