JOKES.
Girl: "I want a pair of shoes. please — or better still. have you felt slippers?" Assistant fblushing): "Yes, miss many a time when I was a small boy." (Sent by Doreen Sutton.) Boy: "May I have a penny please?" Pa: "Don't you think you're too old to ask for pennies?" Boy: "Oh well, make it a bob then." CSent by Terence O'Neill.) Hobson "I understand your daughter is taking great pains with her singing." Poor Father: "Taking is not the word. Giving is more like it!" (Sent by Yolande Campbell.)
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Taranaki Daily News, 13 September 1940, Page 10
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91JOKES. Taranaki Daily News, 13 September 1940, Page 10
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