DIRECTIONS FOR SPENDING A 6 CHRISTMAS EVE.
Close all doors and windows; bolt and lock them securely. Adjust anti-bomb device on front doorstep. Nail the tree to the parlour floor and solder the ornaments securely upon it. After refilling, rivet the children’s stockings to the mantelpiece and bind each firmly with a length of live hightension wire. (Note: Care should be taken to chain the little ones to their beds, so that they cannot get up in the morning until the current’s turned off.) If you haven’t a watchdog, charter a good, strong bloodhound for the night, and turn him loose in the front yard. Remove family gifts from the vaults and arrange them in their proper place. CHICAGO JUSTICE. Chicago Judge: So you murdered your whole family, eh? Thirty days. Prisoner: Don’t be so hard on me, your Honour. It was jusfc ® mall familj
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Taranaki Daily News, 15 December 1922, Page 3 (Supplement)
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145DIRECTIONS FOR SPENDING A 6 CHRISTMAS EVE. Taranaki Daily News, 15 December 1922, Page 3 (Supplement)
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