Why is a thief called a gaol-bird ?- Because he's been a robin. Why is a benevolent man like a carthorse ?-Because he stops at the cry of What color does flogging make a oo}?—It makes him yell 0 Why is a waiter like a racehorse ?~ mT°, h f' rfte » ™» for steaks (Makes), plates or cups. beech tfee iS " earMt the sea? - T)le uurzelf-Beeauae the cat'll eat it. Why cannot a butcher be honest ?- Because he steels flic knives he uses Who may marry many a wife and yeMive single all lus lifet-A ciejy! When is there a difference between a lady and her looking-glass ?_ W " he one talks without reflecting, anS the other reflects without talking If you pull a dog's tail, why is that like a tea-caddy ?-Becau S e you're teas- i '»' it (your tea's in it). •
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Taranaki Daily News, 22 December 1920, Page 11 (Supplement)
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160Page 11 Advertisements Column 4 Taranaki Daily News, 22 December 1920, Page 11 (Supplement)
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