Page 8 Advertisements Column 2

Taranaki Daily News, 18 December 1920, Page 8 (Supplement)

Why is a kiss like a properly divided sermon? —Because it requires an introduction, two heads, and an application. What is the difference between a light in a cave and a dance in an inn?— One is a taper in a cavern; the other is a caper in a tavern. When is it dangerous to enter a church ?—When there is a canon in the reading-desk and a great gun in the pulpit. What is the difference between electricity and a man who believes all he hears? —One is simply marvellous, and the other is marvellously, simple. What is the difference hetwedn a farmer and a seamstress?— One gathers what he sows, and the other sews what she gathers. ... How do most people express themselves when they come to high words? —By using low language. A Renter message from Waukesha (Wisconsin) states that Mrs. Clara Joigensen Kacinc, who has been asleep at the county asylum for more than two years, has regained consciousness through the instrumentality of a little child. A sister-in-law of Mrs. Eaeine's visited the institution, taking with her her six-year-old son. It is thought that the child awakened the memories in' the woman's mind, and thus restored bet to a normal condition.