Page 7 Advertisements Column 2

Taranaki Daily News, 26 September 1919, Page 7

ADMIRE the large rhinocerous! He's very Wise, the same as us. He's happy in captivity, no matter who his captors be, if they drink Suratura Tea. HEY- DIDDLE DIDDLE! for Emily I Tiddle, who pawned her town lot and J her fiddle, and then went away wit? 1 o, i smile : of great glee, and brought up two tons—Suratura Teal DOT BROWN did nothing else but j pout. Her rings and frocks were up , the spout. Her boy had .got another girl. Her aching head was in a wliirl. But soon she laughed quite happily, content with Suratura Tea. "GIRL"! said the Baron, "you have broke the 'umble 'art of this 'ere ; bloke!" "My lord, forgive me!" ' pleaded she. "He pinched my Suratura i Tea." j A POLICEMAN with loud-sounding ( feet was found one night far off his ; Beat. He'd skipped away three miles ; to see a buxom cook named Meg Magee, j who gave him Suratura Tea. | HERE NO TRICK OR TROPE is ; meant. This iB plain advertisement, j If you must have perfect Tea, buy some Suratura "D" ! THE BIG SHIP moved to leave the Port. The skipper shouted "Moor her! That bknkydasted cook has been and left the Suratura!" MR JOB and Mrs Tinkle* fought like two cats above their wrinkles. Mr Rob and Mrs Gee kissed each other lovingly sipping Suratura Tea. [ THOUGH YOU KNOW when a maid | should wed, and when a man should I <rive; though you know also, be it «aid : | how many beans make five; till :you've i Jrunk Suratura Tea, 1 however wiseiatidj shrewd iyou be, you don't know you're alive. , ; > . AT HARWICH, at Norwich, at" Timbuctoo, at Bennondsey and Milidttrft,; whenever they're dull they know, tfliat to do; ihey send for some Suraturaj i IF YOU'RE FEELING dull or blue, in whatever place you' be, would you l know the thing to do? Drink some Suratura Tea! MARRIED LADY who has experienced ' the benefits. of Suratura Tea in the' promotion of Her conjugal fatiaity gladly notifies stricken sisters whtf are making heavy weather on the seaij of matrimony. Suratura "D" costs 2p'6d lb. FURNISHED FLAT to let. Last occupant drank Suratura Tea alwajpa. Place has delicious associations and;* perfect human flavor. People belotjr have the Suratura habit, and are the pleasantest possible neighbors.—Apply Colonel William Bunker, K.R.D. THERE WAS an old girl of Crimea, a wise and sharp-sighted old dear. She said "As for Tea, Suratura for me! There's no other like it—that's clear:" IF YOU'D BE GLAD and wise and ptrong, and have your life pasß like a song, just take a little hint from me, and you can never go far wrong. Join straightway that great shining throng that drinks pure Suhitura Tea. LEARN YET ONCE in life's grim school this very simple golden rule: Who'er you are, wher*er you be, if you'd enjoy felicity, drink only Suratura Tea! Am pal HEAIS ITCHING OUhMMa n f*l id ifc—Hwi, MndlviMlliiiiMannd n Otrii* fop aad Ototnrat and dtar Bring ItoM ii«l ■■■* ft" Mihia iiw waWfr ■neei. Cotfbual aMg (Mew ( > - Vsem dml atMMtt tt Im fceyysf'attlONf fcyMMCWB* «SCCStSM*6 2£2Ei5!252£226!55!225; When planning the good things to grace the feast. remember that Edmonds Baking Powder is the cook's greatest aid in making delicious, wholesome, plain and fancy Pastry, Biscuits, and CakeS. " Sore tpo Rise." AllgrocJs. a FDMONDK 1 _ BAKING » J JUT POWDER, The beauty of pearly >vhite teeth may be preserved from childhood to old age by using "OZO" TOOTH POWDER, lid gciju everrwJK.%