"I CANNOT MARRY YOU," she said, and oh, Ilia heart it sank like lead. "I cannot marry you, you see, because you like that common Tea. I must have Suratura D!" DIMPLED, saucy Hetty Bunning, caught a chill through over-running. She was tucked in bed, where s:he sipped hot Suratura Tea. "Oh," she cried, "this cure is stunning!" "T" JIS EOli TEA—Suratura—that's "S." The Tea Suratura's the champion, none purer, and it's flavor's superb, you'll con/ess.'. Try one pound of "D" and you'll swear by it—see? THERE WAS a coy damsel named Hocking, who sold her last frock, her last stocking, in order to get Suratura. Sweet pet! Had she got common teu 't had been shocking. BEHOLD the Emperor of Rome! He couldn't well be poorer. He's born—alas.'! the luckless loon!—full twenty centuries t"o soon. He has no Suratura. WHEN I SEE a chap with bright eyes, a firm step, and a general air of being content with the world, I know he has been drinking Suratura Tea.—WiLliam ißunker, Colonel. MAIiY HAD a little mule, followed hor to Sunday-School. Mary'y teacher, sweet and frail, pulled the mule out by the tail. Never, never more will she with enjoyment thankfully drink good Suratura Tea. THIO SCHOONER HESPERUS WM packed with Suratura Tea. The bosun drank another sort, bein' a stubborn sort of bloke; so up the Skipper got and spoke. They stopped the silly Bosun's smoke, and they pushed him through the porthole. "D" 2s. THERE WAS a sagacious young mule, *'ho hiade it his system and rule, whenever he went up the hill to Booroora to tone up uis lungs with some good Suratura. "YOU REFUSE ME!" cried the Curate. "Madam, how can I endure it?" Said the lady, cheerfully, "It's at' easy a. can be. Stick to Suratura tea." THERE WAS a bewitching young spinster, who wed a glad lad at York Minster. They coo and agree; Suratura's their Tea, their life is as happy as life well can be, and they bless that fine day at York Minster. TSJOUGH SHIPS may fink in every sea and stocks and shares fall scurvily, let's praise the gods and sing, for we have still got Suratura "D." WILLY BIGG LES got the wiggles when the Rev. Samuel Stiggles.' started ca his "Lastly now." Willy slept and dreamt that ho drank some Suratura Tea. He was happy, anyhow. THE SAD SEA CEASETH, ai.d that suffiee+h ns. Since we've still got Suratura, what's the use of fuss. Let the tun suck up the sea, if it leaves the perfect tea! THERE IS ANOTHER SIDE to all this talk about intemperance. You begin to realise the virtues of excessive drinking when you become really fond of Suratura Tea.—William Bunker, Colonel. IT IS TOLD of Miss Peggy Molloy that she straightway fell out with her bhoy, when he brought any Tea that he happened to see, and forgot Suratura—her joy. A LADY, who loved to classify facts and gave away piles of political tracts, cried "As to the Vote, women, listen to me! I say that a woman, whoever she be, has a perfect right to buy just the Tea that all women like—Suratura "D." SOLOMON, weary of wealth and wives, sighed for something new, and he thereupon went off to Ceylon, and there drank the Tea Suratura, blend "D" and life took a golden hue. WE TRIED her with candy, we tempt- I cd with wine, we wooed her with map, maybe. Then she yielded, did Kate, to an exquisite bait—Suratura, the one perfect Tea.
LAND FOE SALE. jjQfjj ACRES, ideal dairy farm; situated only 7 miles from Hawera by good road. The farm is sub-divided into 5 paddocks, and is well watered; there is a good 4-roomed cottage and 3 large slieds; carries 70 dairy cows, horses, etc.; situated opposite factory and A-mile from school; i'{ title, West Coast lease, with 17 years to run, at 12a per acre per annum. Goodwill, £55 per acre. This is a farm we can thoroughly recommend. 431 176 ACRES. Lease for 3 years, with option for another 12 months at £3 5s per acre per annum; situated handy to factory, on good road; buildings consist of good 8-roomcd house and cow shed, with 20 race bails. There are 7 acres in turnips, 5 acres shelter bush, balance in good grasses; all level and ploughable, and well watered; carrying at present 65 dairy cows, horses, etc. Price of goodwill only £3OO ; 05 good dairy cows to be taken at £l7 10s per head. 407 196 ACRES, south of Hawera; situated within 100 yards of factory; school on property and handy to railway. This farm is nearly all level and in good heart. Buildings consist of C-roomed house, cow shed, and trap shed; well sub-divided into numerous paddocks and well watered; carrying capacity 65 cows, horses, and young stock. Price, £52 per acre, with £BOO cash required down. This is a sure seller. 429 28 ACRES, handy to Hawera; all level, first-class dairy land; improvements consist of good 5-roomed dwelling with all conveniences, wash house, etc., cow shed to hold A cows; watered by windmill and troughs; carrying capacity )7 cows and horses. Price, £4500, with only £7OO cash down, This is an ideal home for a retiring farmer. 415 LYNSKEY & EVANS LAND AND ESTATE AGENTS, HAWERA, STRATFORD & MANAIA. When planning the good thinga to grace the feast, .remember that Edmonds Baking Powder is the cook's greatest aid in making delicious, wholesome, plain and fancy Pastry,. Biscuits, and Cakes. " Sure to Risp." All grocers. 12 , PDMONDC I m BAKING- » 1 « POWDER, w
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Taranaki Daily News, 22 July 1919, Page 6
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