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*1 CANNOT MARRY YOU," she said, and oh, his heart it sank like lead, "i cannot marry you, you see, because you like that common Tea. I must have Suratura D!" DIMPLED, saucy Betty Bunniug, caught a chill through over-running. She was tucked in bed, where the sipped hot Suratura Tea. "Oh," she cried, "this cure ia stunning!" "T" IS FOR TEA—Suratura—that's S." The Tea Suratura's the champion, none purer, and it's flavor's superb, you'll confess. 1 . Try one pound of '<D" and you'll swear by it—see ? THERE WAS a coy damsel named Hocking, who sold her last frock, her last stocking, in order to get Suratura. Sweet pet! Had she got common tea 't had been shocking. BEHOLD.the Emperor of Rome! He couldn't well be poorer. He's born—alae! the luckless loon!—full twenty centuries too soon. He has no Suratura. WHEN I SEE a chap with bright eyes, a firm step, and a general air of being content with the world, I know he lias been drinking Suratura Tea.—William Bunker, Colonel. MARY HAD a little mule, followed her to Sunday-School. Mary'u teacher, sweet and frail, pulled the mule out by the tail. Never, never more will she with enjoyment thankfully drink good Suratura Tea. THE SCHOONER HESPERUS was packed with Suratura Tea. The bosun drank another sort, bein' a stubborn sort of bloke; so up the Skipper got and spoke. They stopped the silly Bosun'y smoke, and they pushed him through the porthole. "D" 2s. THERE WAS a sagacious young mule, who made it his system and ni!e, whenever he went up the hill to Booroora to tone up his lungs with some good Suratura. 'YOU REFUSE ME!" cried the Curate. "Madam, how can I endure it?" Said the lady, cheerfully, "It's ay easy as can be. Stick to Suratura tea." THERE WAS a bewitching young spinster, who wed a glad lad at York Minster. They coo and agree; Suratura's their* Tea, their life is as happy as life well can be, and they bless that fine day at York Minster. ' THOUGH SHIPS may sink" in every sea and stocks and shares fall scurvily, let's praise the gods and sing, for we have still got Suratura "D." WILLY BIGULES got the wiggles when the Rev. Samuel Stiggleu started on his "Lastly now." Willy slept and dreamt that ho drank some Suratura Tea,. He was happy, anyhow. "THIS SAD SEA CEASETH, and that suffleeW us. Since we've still got Suratura, what's the use of fuss. Let the s/un suck up the sea, if it leaves the perfect teal there is~anoTiiM~smis~t7lTi this talk about intemperance. You begin to realise the virtues, of excessive drinking when you become really fond of Suratura Tea.—William Bunker, Colonel. IT IS TOLD of Miss Peggy Molloy that she straightway fell out 'with her blioy, wlien ho brought any Tea that lie happened to see, and forgot Suratura—her joyA LADY, who loved to classify i'acES and gave away piles of political "tracts, cried "As to the Vote, women, listen to me! I say that a woman, whoever she be, has a perfect right to buy just the Tea that all women like—Suratura "D." SOLOMON, weary of wealth and wives, sighed for something new, and he thereupon went off to Ceylon, and there drank the Tea Suratura, blend "D" and life took a golden hue. WE TRIED her with candy, we tempted with wine, we wooed her with toap, maybe. Then she yielded, did Kate, to an exquisite bait—Suratura, the one perfect Xm.
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Taranaki Daily News, 11 June 1919, Page 7
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