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Taranaki Daily News, 30 May 1919, Page 6

MARY HAD a little mule, followed her to Sunday-School. Mar/a teacher, sweet and frail, pulled the mule out by the tail. Never, never more will she with enjoyment thankfully .drink good Suratura Tea. THE SCHOONER HESPERUS was .packed with Suratura Tea. The bosun drank another aort, bein' a stubborn sort of Woke; so up the Skipper got and spoke. They stopped the sitly IBo&un'sj smoke, and they pushed him through the porthole. "D" 2s. THERE WAS a sagacious young mule, who made it his system and rule, whenever he went up the hill to Booroora to tone ■up his lungs with some good Suratura. "YOU REFUSE ME!" cried the Curate. "Madam, how can I endure it?" Said the lady, cheerfully, "It's a?. 1 easy as can be. Stick to Suratura tea." THERE WAS a bewitching young spinster, who wed a glad lad at York Miuster. They coo and agree; Suratura's their Tea, their life is as,happy as life well can be, and tlicy bless that line day at York Minster. THOUGH SHIPS may sink in every sea and stocks and shares fall scurvily, let's praise the gods and sing, for we have still got Suratura "D." WILLY BIGGLES got the,' wiggles when the Rev. Samuel Stiggley started ou his "Lastly now." Willy slept and dreamt that ho drank some Suratura Tea. He was happy, anyhow. THE SAD SEA CEASETH, and that suffice* h us. Since we've still got Suratura, what's the use of fuss. Let the mil suck up the sea, if it leaves the perfect tea! THERE IS ANOTHER SIDE to all this talk about intemperance. You begin to realise the virtues of excessive drinking when you become really fond of Suratura Tea.—William Bunker, Colonel. IT IS TOLD of Miss Peggy Molloy that she straightway fell out with her bhoy, when he brought any Tea that he happened to see, and forgot Suratura — her joy.

A LADY, who lovod to classify facts and gave away piles of political tracts, cried "As to the Vote, women, listen to mo! I say that a woman, whoever she be, has a perfect right to buy just the Tea that all women like—Suiatura I! D." SOLOMON, weary of wealth and wives, sighed for something new, and lie thereupon went off to Ceylon, and there drank the Tea Suratura, blend "D" and life took a golden hue. WE TRIED her with candy, we tempted with wine,-we wooed her with tbap, maybe. Tiien she yielded, did Kate, to an exquisite bait —Suratura, the one perfect Tea. "I CANNOT HARRY YOU," she- said, and oh, his heart it sank like lead. "I cannot marry you, you see, because you like that common Tea. I must have Suratura D!" DIMPLED, saucy Betty Sunning, caught a chill through over-running. She was tucked in bed, where s.he sipped hot Suratura Tea. "Oh," she cried, "this cure is stunning!" «T" IS FOR TEA—Suratura—that's r "S." The Tea Suratura's the champion, none purer, and it's flavor's superb, you'll confess. 1 . Try one pound of "D"' and you'll swear by it —see? THERE WAS a coy damsel named Hocking, who sold her last frock, lver last stocking, in order to get Suratura. Sweet pet! Had she got common tea 't had been shocking. BEHOLD the Emperor of Rome! He couldn't well be poorer. He's born —alaf! the luckless loon!—fuil twenty centuries too soon. He has no Suratura. WHEN I SEE a chap with bright eyes, a firm step, and a general air of being content with the world, I know ho has been drinking Suratura Tea.—William Bunker, Colonel. JJRENUI - WAITARA - NEW PLYMOUTH MOTOR SERVICE.

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