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Taranaki Daily News, 16 May 1919, Page 7

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MARY HAD a little mule, followed her to Sunday-School. Mary's teacher, sweet and frail, pulled the mule out by the tail. Never, never more will she with enjoyment thankfully drink good Suratura Tea. THE SCHOONER HESPERUS was packed with Suratura Tea. The bosun drank another sort, bein' a stubborn sort of bloke; so up the Skipper got and spoke. They stopped the silly Bosun's smoke, and they pushed him through the porthole. "D" 2s. THERE WAS a sagacious young mule, who made it his system ?nd rule, whenever he went up the hill to Booroora to tone up his lungs with .some good Suratura. "YOU REFUSE ME!" cried, the Curate. "Madam, how can I endure it?" Said the lady, cheerfully, 'lt's as easy as can be. Stick to Suratura tea." THERE WAS a bewitching yonnw spinster, wlio wed a glad lad at York Minster. They coo and agree; Suratura s their Tea, their life is as happy as life well can be, and they blesa that fine day at York Minster. THOUGH SHIPS may sink in evew sea and stocks and shares fall scurvilv, let's praise the gods and sing, for we have still got Suratura "D." ' WILLY BIGGLES got the wiggles when the Rev. Samuel Stiggles started on his "Lastly now." Willy slept and dreamt that he drank some Suratura lea. He was happy, anyhow. THE SAD SEA CEASETH, and that sufticcth us. Since we've still got Suratura, what's the use of fuss. Let the sun suck up the sea, if it leaves the perfect tea! THERE IS ANOTHER SIDE to all this talk about intemperance. You begin to realise the virtues of excessive drinking when you become Teally fond of Suratura Tea.—William Bunker Colonel. IT IS TOLD of Miss Peggy Molloy that she straightway fell out "with her Mioy when he brought any Tea that he happened to see, and forgot Suraturaher joy. • A LADY, who loved to classify facts and gave away piles of political tracts, cned "As to the Vote, women, listen to me! I say that a woman, whoever !? e m' haa a P erfeet right to buy just "D" that women 'ike—Suratura SOLOMON, weary of wealth and sighed for something new, and he thereupon went off to Ceylon, and there drank the Tea Suratura, blend D and life took a golden hue. WE TRIED her with candy, we tempted with wine, we wooed her with soap, maybe. Then she yielded, did Kate, to an exquisite bait—Suratura, the one perfect Tea. "I CANNOT MARRY YOU," she said, and oh, his heart it sank like lead. "I cannot marry you, you see, because you like that common Tea. I must have Suratura D!" DIMPLED*, saucy Betty Bunning, caught a chill through over-running. She was tucked in bed, where she sipped hot Suratura Tea. "Oh," she cried, "this cure is stunning!" "T" IS FOR TEA—Suratura—that's S . The Tea Suratura's the champion, none purer, and it's flavor's superb, you'll confess. Try one pound of "D" and you'll swear by it—see? THERE WAS a coy damsel named Hocking, who sold her last frock, her last stocking, in order to get Suratura. Sweet pet! Had she got common tea t had been shocking. BEHOLD the Emperor of Rome! He couldn't well be poorer. He's born—alas! the luckless loon!—full twenty centuries too soon. He has no Suratura! WHEN I SEE a chap with bright eyes, a firm step, and a general air of being content with the world, I know he has been drinking Suratura Tea William Bunker, Colonel.

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