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Taranaki Daily News, 29 September 1917, Page 8

(By Arrangement). LETTER FROM A JAPANESE SCHOOLBOY. ' To Noble Highness who feed all sick peoples on Vivific. Dear Sir.—H6n. Togo Xonjri, Japane»i plumber, approache to me yestday and report for gladness in his eyesight. "Togo," lie says so, "in this depression of business grief there shall not be any poverty for plumbers who shall get increased prosperity. Why is? Because of prohibition, which made water more plenty, therefore plumbing more numerous." ' "Congratulate!" I say it neglectfully. "Yet I are slightly hopeless," he narrate. "For why should I set around enjoying nourishing- water when so many people are sickness?" , "What you mean sickness?" I .'squire with considerable alarmness. "I mean business sickness through making bread and butter with much worry." This from him. j "You are talking cubist," I surrogate.

"I teli you in plain Y.M.C.A.," he elucnte. "Hon. Massey and Hon Kaiser won't give in their argument til no more hero and no more £ and no more beer left, for every patriot arc determined to stand where he fell, and Hon. Eill extakes more and more £ til bread and butter make worry more muchly, and sickness of nerve break up knocks at back entrance. Blood gets unto likeness A.M. milk, much porely and week, consequently not having sufficient carbo-hy-cirant of lard to keep neonU comfortable even during prohibition election." "To be honestly with you, I think cannot." renig I. "How you Miss Interpret me!" he submit, "and with immediate quickness he show ,me speech reprinted in Japanese Schoolboys' Record telling how life are becoming more expensive day by night, and people can't resist break-up of nerves powers when sitting on tacks which Hon. Masifey makes bigger each yr. "Such logics seem brilliant but unnatural," rejects I. "Last Saturday I read by news print in newspaper how great benefactorv intellectually foresight nerves break-ups and A.M. milk blood .nd made provision for such;' "How could that be done?'- he aska out.

"To make short stories long, ' I divulge. . '-Every chemist and grocery store stocks marvellous rnedeeine—namely. Vivific—made out of natural herbs which is, unto a sorely reduced nerves break lip and short weight blood, bread and butter and tacks worry ?d man or woman (as the case may be), as is a long nourishment glass of Imperial oil to a dried throat in a region wherß there is the dryness of prohibition and scarceness of natural wet."

"Nothing in life can make tack 3 paying so easy like that and leave no sickness of peoples then?" snigger Togo. "With cas.e peculiar to squirrel 'shelling peanuts,' 1 response. '•Then I can be happy with my prosperity without being sad over sickness of people, enquire Togo with A 1 beverage expression peculiar to pleasure. I could only nde his wisdom by tollowing intelligence; ''Happiness and sor row are always chasing itself ,n nicies." Hoping you are the same Yours truly, KAMO KICKA'HAJAMA.

P.'S. —"I wish herefor to congratulate the maker of Vivific for its high greatness of making sick people well." This from me.

P.P.S. —''l kindly ask for two bottles Vivific to indentifv ine against, sickness by worry over coming prohibition election." This also from me.—Kamo.

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