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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LVII, Issue 157, 9 December 1914, Page 1

JgMPIRE PICTURE PALACE. EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE. ,f LAST NIGHT. g TO-NIGHT. IA STAR MELODRAMATIC BURLESQUE. A Brilliant Satirical Travesty of Melodramatic Methods, causing AN ENDLESS CHAIN OF MERRY LAUGHTER. The stock characters of heavy drama skilfully caricatured, done perfectly by the Vitagraph players. "GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" "GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" "GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" "GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" "GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" "GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" A Gale of Bubbling Mirth. NOTHING QUITE SO FUNNY Seen here for months. FUNNY from Beginning to End. SEE—The fate of Father. He gets drowned in beer—he couldn't drink it all. SEE—The Villain's dastardly plot. "Ha, ha! she shall be mine!" SEE —The "dead" man gathering evidence (not glow-worms—evidence). SEE—The Heroine and —"Oh, those beautiful eyes." SEE—You bring a needle and cotton, as something is sure to bust. STAY AWAY if the doctor says you mustn't laugh. You'll simply lie back in your seats and shriek if you ,see "GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" IF you get too excited, please don't tear the screws out of the seats.. EVERYBODY'S PRICES: 6d. and la. Reserves, Is. and Is. Gd. TO PRINTERS. a First-class All-round JOBBING PRINTER, who could take charge of room. Send particulars at once to Proprietor, Taranaki Daily News. . "MHUI," WEYMOUTH ST., NEW PLYMOUTH. JUTTED with every convenience. Within easy distance of railway station, overlooking Beach and Baths. Tariff: 0/ per day, or 30/ per week. Permanent Boarders, 22/6 per week. j MRS. E. GOLDING, Proprietress. j 'Phone 134. n CAN YOU WRITE A VERSE? . THEN WIN A BAM. EVERY Customer spending ONE Shilling in my Shop between Tuesday, December S, and Saturday, December in, will receive a Coupon, entitling him or her to send in a Four-line Verse descriptive of my goods, the writer whose verse is adjudged to be the best to reFIRST PRIZE —One of our Prime Cooked Hams. SECOND PRIZE—HaIf a Ham. THIRD PRIZE —Large Pork Pic. Result will be announced in my window on Christmas Eve. Verses to be judged by representatives of Daily News and Taranaki Herald. All Verses, with Coupon attached, to |be left at my Shop by 10 o'clock on : SATURDAY, December 19. Start now. MILTON SCOTT, Beehive Pork Butchery, Devon Street. P. A. C ILA M E % THE PIONEER BAKER, CATERER, AND PASTRYCOOK, IIEGAL STREET, STRATFORD. Proprietor, TE WHARE REKA TEA ROOMS, BROADWAY. Old Friends and New Cordially ' Welcomed. Telephone 100. OUR JOINTS Are always fresh and the quality is proved at every dinner table. We kill only Prime Beef, Mutton, Pork and Poultry. We want your orders. You want our service. OUR MOTTO— ' CLEANLINESS & PROMPTITUDE. BONEDUST.—The best fertiliser. Orders taken for any quantities from y. cwt. SOLE BROS. LTHAM-Q r U N A K E CyiRRYIXG (COMPANY. NEW I'LYMOUTH-OPUNAftE BRANCH. WAGGONS DAILY between New Plymouth, Oknto, Raliotu, Opunake. RELIABLE, EXPERIENCED DRIVERS. t Delivery of Goods Inwarda and Outwards. FREIGHTS ■TERMS CASH. SPECIAL QUOTATIONS for Large Consignments. P. MATHIESON, Manager. '1 , Road, New Plymouth. ' '