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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LVII, Issue 156, 8 December 1914, Page 1

JfJM'PIEE PICTURE PALACE. TO-NIGHT. 14, STAR MELODRAMATIC BURLESQUE. A Brilliant Satirical Travesty of Melodramatic Methods, causing AN ENDLESS CHAIN OF MERRY LAUGHTER. The stock characters of heavy drama skilfully caricatured, done perfectly! by the Vitagraph players. . j "GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" "GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" "GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" "GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" "GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" • "GOODNESS .GRACIOUS!" A Gale of Bubbling Mirth. 'NOTHING QUITE SO FUNNY Seen here for months. FUNNY from Beginning to End. SEE—The fate of Father. He gets drowned in beer—he couldn't drink it all. SEE—The Villain's dastardly plot. "Ha, ha! she shall be mine!" SEE—Tile "dead" man gathering evidence (not glow-worms—evidence). SEE—The Heroine and—"Oh, those beautiful eyes." SEE—You bring a needle and cotton, as something is sure to bust. STAY AWAY if the doctor says you mustn't laugh. You'll simply lie back in your seats and shriek if you see "GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" IE you get too excited, please don't tear the screws out of the seats. I ■ EVERYBODY'S PRICES: 6d. and Is. Reserves, Is. and Is. (id. 'Phone 365. rpO BE LET, 2 ACRES, good grass, Constanco street, Fitzroy, half-a-crown a week. Immediate possession. R. CLINTON HUGHES. TO PRINTERS. RANTED, a First-class All-round JOBBING PRINTER, who could take charge of room. Send particulars at once to Proprietor, Taranaki Daily News, i WEYMOUTH ST., NEW PLYMOUTH. TjiITTED with every convenience. With-1 i;i easy distance of railway station, i overlooking Beach and Baths. j Tariff: 0/ per day, or 30/ per week. . Permanent Boarders, 2'2/G per week. '. MRS. E. GOLDING, Proprietress. J 'Phone 13L FOR PRIVATE SALE, •' •MARANUI," containing 15 ACRES of Land, with beautiful native bush, orchard, garden; large 2-storcy Ee-1 sidenec; trap-house, and vinery. I Property is well-known as one of the most beautiful in New Plymouth, the groves of fern trees being unsurpassed anywhere. Close to the High School, and situated on the high ground near the Racecourse, and adjoining Dr. Walker's residence and the "BrooUlands" Estate. Full particulars on application to NEWTON KING, New Plymouth. CAN YOU WRITE A VERSE? i TjJVERY Customer spending ONE Shilling in my Shop between Tuesday,* December 8, and Saturday, December 1!), will receive a Coupon, entitling him '] or her to send in a Four-line Verse dej scriptive of my goods, the writer whose verse is adjudged to be the best to re!ceivc—■ I FIRST PRIZE—One of our Prime I Cooked Hams. SECOND PRIZE—HaIf a Ham. THIRD PRlZE—Large Pork Pie. I Result will be announced in my win- ' dow on Christmas Eve, . 1 Verses to be judged'by representatives of Daily News and Taranaki Herald. - [ All Verses, with Coupon attached, to Ibe left at my Shop by 10 o'clock on : 1 SATURDAY, December 11). Start now. j MILTON SCOTT, Beehive Pork Butchery, Devon Street. IF. A. 0 ILA ME 11 I THE PIONEER BAfvER, CATERER, AND PASTRYCOOK, REGAL STREET, STRATFORD. .' Proprietor,' TE WHARE REKA TEA ROOMS, BROADWAY. Old Friends and New Cordially Welcomed. Telephone 100.

OUR JOINTS Arc always fresh and the quality proved at every dinner table. We kill only Prime Beef, Muttc. I Pork and Poultry. We want your orders. You wax OUR MOTTOCLEANLINESS & peomptitud: ! BQNEDUST.—The best fertiliser. < | ders taken for any quantities fr J % cwt.