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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LVII, Issue 153, 4 December 1914, Page 2

Some practical joker tea gone to the trouble of making out t'ho Kaiser's "last, will "and testament," the excuse ■being tiiut liis Majesty's career is al; most ended. He hits had it printod and circulated to the four winds. A cop" has reached this oli'ice, having been sent iy a local businessman, it reads.- "Xhi is lite last Will and Tcstsunent of mc H ilhelnt, the supur-s\7iinker and rule l ' of the sausage-eaters, resognising that 1 am fairly up against," etc. I bequeath to France the territories o Alsace and Lorraine. . . . To Se-rvhi I give Austria. To Russia, I give Turkey for the Czar's Chmtmas dinner. To wJgium I should like to give all the thick ears, black eyes, and broken noses that she presented me with when i PO'/W-'T trespassed o:i bw territory. xo Admiral Jeliieoe I givo all my Dreadnoughts, submarines, and fleet of lingers generally, wlint/s ] o ft 0 f thc-m—----he s bound to liavo them in tlie end. . lo John Bull I give what's left of my. army, as General French teems so liandr Tn a £ f V 1! L T , lnen into sausasro meat. 0 ™ IL B »'itish Museum I leave 1117 famous moustaches, souvenir of the "Teal-' est swanker in this or any other'age." tho Land, Sea, and Air, not forge ttilm oa-usagc# And Lager Boer.

Of interest to every dairyman'.— i 17 year your cows become more vplualble and require mor e careful treatment. In the matter of udder treatment many a valuable cow io ruined, in another column an advertisement will be found dealing with Sykes's Udderine. - »s la a saie spc&fic that has been on the market for three years, and has been thoroughly tested by prominent, aairymejn .in Australia New Zealand, who hare ieatiflsd to worth. The ha* a Tory tors® gdU and 0,. r Roeda a trial io toaneen dairymen tJwJ it i« thu i>igki> ment. ; Th(>,.. propagation ebut-aliß bo