English waiter: Which side of the table do you wish to sit on, sir? American guest: I prefer to sit on a chair. Pendleton: What are. the two greatest wishes of a medical student? Kefer: Give it up. What are they? Pendleton: To put "Dr" before his own name and "Dr" after the names of other people.
You use our ZEBRA STOVE PASTE and find it the best Now try THE lasi ma METAL POLISH. NOTE-" Brasso" is not a foreign manu
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LIII, Issue 219, 24 December 1910, Page 8
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82Page 8 Advertisements Column 4 Taranaki Daily News, Volume LIII, Issue 219, 24 December 1910, Page 8
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