Bunkers Ballade of Suratura Members of Parliament, bigwigs, cooks, Laundresses, grocers and sailors bold, Sellers of cabbages, squibs and books, •Dolts that by lawyers are bought and sold, Soapboilers, miners for coal and gold, Punters who smash on the gay gee-gee, Player and Puritan, saint and scold, — All of 'em drink Suratura Tea! Bailiffs and sharebrokers, pluckers and rooks, Hawkers of jewellery, gold and "rolled," Hatchers of companies, plots and spooks, Naughty black sheep that have left the fold, Dealers in muddledom, murk and mould, Patriots that roar o'er the land and sea, Pricked politicians left out in the cold, — All of 'em drink Suratura Tea! Chaps that get famous bv swinging their " dooks," Curates and mimes (by fair dames extolled), Ebyaterers heaping wild oats in stooks, Divas (d'on't swallow all stories told), Crabby misanthropists hoary and old, Martyrs (there's one of 'em left may be), Spendthrifts, and misers who hoard what they hold, All of 'em drink Suratura Tea! L'ENVOY. Ships sailing safely, or derelicts shoaled, Splendor or poverty (youv sir, or me) — All men need solace, ere yet they are poled All of 'em drink Suratura Tea! WILLIAM BUNKER, Colonel.
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LIII, Issue 132, 13 September 1910, Page 4
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357Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Taranaki Daily News, Volume LIII, Issue 132, 13 September 1910, Page 4
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