An "Old Maid" fell from the "Jiridic" down below, And the river's cold water-; soon kissed; Though rescued she was in condition "Solo" That all crept about the. house, "Whist!" But after a, "Xnp" she cried, in tones sure, "I'll not provide doctors more lucre, I'll 'Beggar my neighbor,' some Peppermint Cure, And this beastly old chill I will 'Euchre!'" * 23 Send your order for printing to th "Daily News" Printery. Prices righ and satisfaction guaranteed.
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LIII, Issue 93, 28 July 1910, Page 4
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76Page 4 Advertisements Column 3 Taranaki Daily News, Volume LIII, Issue 93, 28 July 1910, Page 4
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