A candidate for municipal honors, irritated 'by the heckling and the groans of discontent from the back benches, exclaimed, furiously: "Well, I don't care what you say, you've got to have me whether yon like it or not." "Why. guv'nor, enquired « plaintive voice from the back of the hall, "you ain't the bloomitr measles, are you?" Lady: No, I don't want no brushes nor no laces. Pedlar: Here you are, madam. "Grammar for Beginners," fcnly sixpence!
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LII, Issue 377, 30 April 1910, Page 9
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76Page 9 Advertisements Column 1 Taranaki Daily News, Volume LII, Issue 377, 30 April 1910, Page 9
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