"I've had a 'close shave, the barber exclaimed To the policeman while fixing his strops ; "I've had influenza, and I feel quite ashamed To say that thev fed me on 'slops.'" " 'Tvras a 'hair'-lireadth. 'escape,'" the bobby replied; "Your life was nearly 'cut-short.'" "Without Woods' Peppermint Cure I might have 'dyed,'" Was the barber's final retort. . 10 fssc*- -
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LII, Issue 361, 12 April 1910, Page 8
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86Page 8 Advertisements Column 3 Taranaki Daily News, Volume LII, Issue 361, 12 April 1910, Page 8
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