Spigot: "Johnson Mil liis motor into ;t. lmilding yesterday." Faucet: "Dear me! A shop?" Spigot: "Xo; a garage.'' "Waiter,' said ; i guest at an hotel a.s ho inspected his bill before leaving, "there is one item omitted.'" "What item, sir? 7 ' enquired the waiter. "The manager said '(ioud morning' to me yesterday, and has forgotten to charge for it!''
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LII, Issue 300, 28 January 1910, Page 8
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59Page 8 Advertisements Column 4 Taranaki Daily News, Volume LII, Issue 300, 28 January 1910, Page 8
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