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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LII, Issue 35, 6 March 1909, Page 3

iKobbie fnt tho opera): "Mamma. wliat docs papa keep going out between the acts for?" Mother: "Sh! lie poos out for opera glasses.*' Vntiencc: "J low do you know Pu«!»io is alone? 15 Patrice: ''jiecau.se 1 hear her singhtg.' r Patience: "But that's 110 sign." Patrice: *'Ye.s 3t i?; if there was anyone with her she'd he talking!" Site (watching clergyman 011 the golf link* 1 ): "There's oin- Ihlng I admire about the Hew .Mr. tfoldforth. lie always .-ays what he mean*." He: ''Oh, no; lie doesn't. When tie missive the hall he generally just grin his tooth!'' Mother: "Mv dear. I'm afraid your ehoiee of AVilHaiu as a fiancee doesn't quite meet your father'* approval." Daughter: "Well, nui. you know how dad objeeUs to mv Bills on principle." Angry Season Tieketholder (in a train very nuieh behind time): "Do you know where this railway company, is mentioned in Scripture? 1 ' Other Season Tieketholder: "Xo." 'Tn the account of the creation we read. 'and. the Ivord made all creeping things.'" "I know what's passing in your mind," Miildnly said 1 the maiden a a the habitually silent caller .stared at her. ''i know, too. why you are calling here night after night, appropriating my time to yon*self and keeping other nice young men awav. You want me to marry you, don't, you?" M—T do!" gasped the 'young man, "1 thought so. Very well,