THE HETORT OiDVIOLS. When Silly Billy entered for the great joose raffle at tlie Crown anil Corkscrew, it So happened that lie hadn't the requisite sixpence on him. So Mr*. rt said: that's a' rcet, Billy! Take the ticket', and pay,,for it any time!" A few rta'vs later. Silly B. called in to ask who hail won the aoose.- - ■'■• Well." said Mr?. liumport. "J durs, hardly tell ' vou: hut our Sam won. "I durst hardlv tell you." <•!.<• s/ii. was our 'Sallv. Wasn't she lucky.' '•■ i- she was'lucky." pilil l nill . v - " An par vou for that ticket, mi? "So. Billy; you didn't, C-iciii" him expectantly. '-Well." said Silly Billy. The Tlu-iau doe. not com:' 01 age until he is twenty-six. " The Tartars have the Wrongest, ihc Chinese the weakest voices. Snnlk'lit wi" penetrate very clear water to a depth of 1500 ft. lit Japan 3.000,(«l> camphor-trees have Ven planted «race 1399,
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LII, Issue 29, 27 February 1909, Page 3
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151Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Taranaki Daily News, Volume LII, Issue 29, 27 February 1909, Page 3
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